About the Book
Source: Wikia. Pages: 38. Chapters: Alaskan, Anzati, Aqualish, Arcona, Bantha, Bith, Bothan, Bouncer, Cat, Kitty, Feline, etc. species, Chadra-Fan, Chiss, Colicoid, Dantari, Devaronian, Duck, Dug, Duinguinvuinschwuin, Duros, Echani, Ewok, Faiooza, Falleen, Feeorin, Fosh, Frog, Gamorrean, Gand, Geonosian, GeorGeor, Givin, Gotal, Gran, Gungan, Hapan, Hippie, Human, Iktotchi, Iridonian, Ithorian, Jawa, Kaminoan, Kel Dor, Killik, Krankor, Kubaz, Kushiban, Lurmen, Miraluka, Mon Calamari, Mountain, Mustafarian, Muun, Nagai, Neimoidian, Nelvaanian, Noghri, Oompa Loompa, Orc, Ortolan, Pig, Puppet, Quarren, Rakata, Rakghoul, Rastafarian, Rodian, Selkath, Selonian, Skakoan, Ssi-ruu, Tach, Taung, Teek, Theelin, Tof, Togruta, Trandoshan, Transformers, Troig, Turd, Twi'lek, Ugnaught, Verpine, Vratix, Wampa, Weequay, Wookiee, Yam'rii, Yarkora, Yuuzhan Vong, Yuzzum, Zeltron. Excerpt: Alaskans were a sentient species from the ice-ball of Hoth. A race of bigots and racist bastards unlike the galaxy had ever seen, they held an empire that tore the galaxy apart when Humans were but chimps and the Rakata were still sucking there momma's blue milk. Unfortunately, the mighty empire slowly died out after a dictator by the name of Darth Hile, the only known Alaskan Sith lord, took power and deemed his very own kind martyrs of the universe and performed an act that would destroy his species and send the Alaskans back to fishing and killing visitors to Hoth for the rest of their days. A large portion of what was left of the Alaskan population was killed off when Darth Lucas's S-Class bomber crashed landed in the Hoth wilderness, while millions detonated or melted due to an anatomical deficiency. (See section "Extinction") Once, long ago, there was a place called Hoth. This planet was lush and filled with horned, brown haired creatures known only as Alaskans. They hunted and fished until one day, a piece of metal from space crash landed on an Alaskan Day Care center. Worse yet, it caused ...
