About the Book
Source: Wikia. Pages: 45. Chapters: Alice, Asajj Ventress, Ask Aak, Bowser, Cakhmaim, Chi Cho, Darth Alaskan, Darth Barney, Darth Bobo, Darth Boner, Darth Darth Binks, Darth Dog, Darth Elom, Darth Fodesinbeed Annodue, Darth Grievous, Darth Grotesque, Darth Jawa, Darth Kojak, Darth Nihl, Darth Psycho, Darth Small, Darth Wyyrlok, Darth Xerox, Demagol, Duck, Dug Henning, ET, ET AL, Elan Sleazebaggano, Falco, Fox, Gnost-Dural, Gordon Shumway, Gormaanda, Grievous, Izrina, Jan, Jarael, Jax Pavan 8472, Jaxawa, Jaxxon, K'Kruhk, Ki-Adi-Mando, Ki-Adi-Mundi, Kirby, Kit Fisto, Krelman, Laryn Kre'fey, Luminara Unduli, Marn Hierogryph, Max Rebo, Neimoidian, Odan-Urr, Oppo Rancisis, Pan Fendar, Peter Pan, Plo Koon, Ponda Baba, Quinlan Vos, Riyo Chuchi, Saesee Tiin, Sand People, Sebulba, Shu Mai, Spock, Sy Snootles, The Count of Monte Fisto, The Darth the Master, Tikkes, Vegeta, Visas Marr, Wank, Waru, Wat Tambor, Watto, Whorm Loathsom, Wolf, Wooof, World Brain, Yaddle, Yarael Poof, Yarna d'al' Gargan, Yoda, Yoshi, Zam Wesell. Excerpt: Alice was a daughter of Aayla Secura and Grover. After going to thirty years in maid school, Alice moved in with her sister Jan on Hoth. After Alice made pancakes the wrong way, she was fired. Angry she defected to Wat Tambor and became a prototype for General Grievous. Alice was one of the many Transformers produced through sexual reproduction, and turned into a sexy blonde. Baldy (more commonly known as Asajj Ventress) was a Dark Jedi under Count Dookie. She was an Emo and her skin color was so white that it made sour cream jealous. She was the wife of Grievous and mother of Jean-Luc Picard. Many people confuse her with Jean-Luc Picard, however, the two are completely different, besides the hair thing and that Asajj has boobs. For whatever reason, the sherbert decided to contradict the fact that she was a Rattataki and rewrote her backstory, stating that she was an adopted Dathomirian in favor of a cartoon that thinks it's canon but is not. Sh...
