About the Book
Source: Wikia. Pages: 33. Chapters: Bea Arthur, Beach trooper, Bendak Starkiller, Big Bad Boom, Camilla the Chicken, Cat, Kitty, Feline, etc. species, Chicken, Coffee, Cookie Monster, Dark Jedi, Dark Side airline, Darth Bad Guy, Darth Chucky, Darth Ginger, Darth Kratos, Darth Lahey, Darth Megatron, Darth Nerd, Darth Note, Darth Squidward, Darth Tyrannus, Darth Wyyrlok, Dearth Nadir, Fanart, Galactic Economy, GeorGeor, How to Kill Jedi, James T. Kirk, Jax Pavan 666, Kel Dor, League of Super Evil, Microsoft Empire, Mpreg, Mrs. Gonk, Orbital bombardment, Plunk, Ponda Baba, Pulpitine, Rambo Calrissian, Rancor, Sesame Street, Sesamstraat, Sith Fair of Evilness, Spock, SpongeBob Squarepants, Terrible Star Wars Fanfic, The Darth The Fallen, Wookiee sandwich, Ziost. Excerpt: Bea Arthur was the handsome actor who portrayed Ackmena in The Star Wars Holiday Special. He is perhaps best known for playing women going through menopause on shows made for women going through menopause. Bea is a beloved to the Star Wars fan community and often makes appearances at conventions, along with fellow Holiday Special cast members Harvey Korman and Art Carney. In 2002, Bea Arthur turned into a bat yet again and flew back to his home in Transylvania where he married the only other person that has lived as long as he has, Mick Jagger. He will not be reprising Ackmena in the upcoming The Star Wars Holiday Special II: Revenge of the Holographic Wow, being replaced by Sylvester Stallone. Those damned beach troopers can never learn to put some clothes on. Well, they have swimming trunks on to cover their thingie up, but seriously! Whoa wait, nobody told me Darth Vader lets his troops get married! Bendak Starkiller was an EL SALVAMANDALORIAN soccer player on Taris and a firm Star Trek-hater. Starkiller and another are banished from the mofference. Born in 1996 BBY, Starkiller often found joy in repeatedly invading Mofferences, asking the question, "IST THIS TEH MAGAUFFARANCE " However, all ...
