About the Book
This book consists of articles from Wikia or other free sources online. Pages: 57. Chapters: Cdesign proponentsists, Superstition, Andrew Schlafly, Chuck Norris, Conservapedia, George W. Bush, God, John McCain, Mike Huckabee, Sarah Palin, 2012, Ann Coulter, Answers in Genesis, An Inconvenient Book, Banana, Cdesign proponentist, Christian fundamentalism, Conservapedia, Conservative Bible Retranslation Project, Creationism, Crocoduck, Dubya, Flat Earth Society, Galileo, Geocentric theory, George W. Bush's Religious Views, Guide to trolling atheists, Homeschooling, Incubus, Intelligent Design, Jerry Falwell, Ken Ham, Ku Klux Klan, Mike Huckabee, Morons, Noah's Ark, Noah's flood, Nuclear weapon, Original Sin, Orly Taitz, Pat Robertson, Perpetual motion and Racism, Politically Correct, Pro-life, Rapture, Ridiculous quotes from Conservapedia, Sarah Palin, Schlafly Liberalator, Schlafly Logic-Bender, Scientology, Sharron Angle, Succubus, White supremacist, Xenu, Young Earth Creationism, Zombies, 2012, Astrology. Excerpt: Sometimes the sillier Conservatives can't even tell when we're joking.Here we're parodying Conservapedia and we know we're exaggerating. Hello! I'm Andy! Would you like me to educate your children? Phyllis Schlafly, the mustachioed menace herself. A private U.S. citizen and conservative activist, Andrew Schlafly (the spawn of conservative activist Phyllis Schlafly, brother of conservative activists Bruce, Roger, and Liza Schlafly ... see a pattern?) possesses little academic credibility or knowledge, save how to slip past his opponents arguments like thin air. He is severely homophobic and is suspected of being a closet homosexual but has problems admitting his sexuality, unlike his brother! Homosexual activists object to this as insulting to millions of self-respecting homosexuals, like his brother. Andrew Schlafly is also the editor and horrible dictator in charge of Conservapedia. He rules Conservapedia and blocks all unfortunate little editors who..
