About the Book
Source: Wikia. Pages: 55. Chapters: Alan Keyes, Andrew Jackson, Andrew Schlafly, Ann Coulter, Ben Stein, Benito Mussolini, Bill Gates, Bill O'Reilly, Borg, Bristol Palin, Carly Fiorina, Charlton Heston, Chimpanzee, Christian fundamentalism, Christine O'Donnell, Chuck Norris, Conservative, Dan Quayle, David Cameron, Dede Scozzafava, Dick Cheney, Dubya, Duggar family, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Family values, Fun, George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, Glenn Beck, Harold Ford, James Edwards, James O'Keefe, Jerry Falwell, Joe Miller, Joe the Plumber, John McCain, Karl Rove, Larry Craig, Laura Ingraham, Lila Rose, Linda Lingle, Lisa Murkowski, Maggie Gallagher, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Margaret Thatcher, Mark Souder, Matt Dodge, Michael Bloomberg, Michele Bachmann, Mike Huckabee, Morality, National Black Republican Association, Neal Rowland, Neo-Conservative, Newt Gingrich, Nikki Haley, Phyllis Schlafly, Republican, Rick Warren, Ron Paul, Rona Ambrose, Ronald Reagan, Rudy Giuliani, Rush Limbaugh, Scott Brown, Sean Hannity, Sharron Angle, Stephen Harper, Ted Stevens, W. Mitt Romney, Why Do Conservatives Exist, Willie Montague. Excerpt: Alan Keyes is an insane nut job from New York. His own party shunned him as the Republican Party thought he was too Conservative. He may be a homophobic despite having a lesbian daughter, and is generally a bad human being. Keyes was born in 1950. If he was white his beliefs most likely would be Nazi. Even Sarah Palin appears to be intelligent compared to Keyes, despite the fact that he graduated from Harvard. He most likely was able to due to a glitch in the Universe or through hacks. When his daughter Maya came out as a Lesbian she had to leave the house in a hurry without any new place to go to. At least she had friends and didn't have to wander the sidewalks. Her family stopped giving her financial support. Father and daughter both deny that she was thrown out. Clearly it was made very uncomfortable for her to stay. Alan Keyes claimed that he h...
