About the Book
Source: Wikia. Pages: 37. Chapters: American civil war, American Civil War, American Empire, Atheist, Bogeyman, Bootsy Collins, California Wildfires, Cannibal Corpse, Central Intelligence Agency, Charlton Heston, Coldplay, Commas, Conservapedia, Cottage cheese, Deep blue, Duggar family, Etymology, Evil, Fellowship of Christian Athletes, Fun article on Hell, Fun article on Pakistan, Genocide, George W. Bush, Harry Whittington, Homosexual agenda, IQ, James Edwards, Jesus Christ, Karl Rove, Kim Jong II, Knights of Columbus, Leon Russell, Leon Trotsky, Leprechaun, Love, Maafa 21, Muse, NAFTA, National Black Republican Association, National Party, Neal Rowland, Neo-Conservative, Non-voting, Nova Scotia, Oprah Winfrey, Oxford Comma, Penis, Poop, Pseudonym, Rudy Giuliani, Russian Reversal, School, Sea Shepherd Conservation Society, Starting a New Religion, Ted Nugent, The Matrix, U2, Vampire, Venomfangx, Willie Montague, Wind cats, Wrong wing. Excerpt: The American Civil War was a war between the good, real American, patriotic, democratic, North, and the evil, racist, conservative, dark empire of the South. It all started in the 1850's. The North was a very nice place, where white and black people lived happy with each other. The birds sang, the bees hummed, and flowers were all over the place. In the meantime, the dark empire of the South was a nasty, evil place, where racist rich landowners held black slaves, because they were too lazy to work themselves. In the meantime, they said that the black were lazy, so they felt good about themselves. This, however, happens daily on Conservapedia Then, both the North and the South wanted to add the state of Kansas to their territory, probably to increase their size.The Northerners were good, friendly liberal democrats. So they wanted to talk about it, and form a committee on this problem. But the damned Southerners, who were evil, redneck democrats (believe it or not, the Democrats were once a Southern Party) took their weapo...
