Zartman SmithZartman Smith may be a pseudonym, and therefore he cannot claim much about himself. Anyway, he doesn't care to share too much about himself. He argues that since he doesn't really exist, he can have abilities which are not real. He vigorously insiststhat he has exceptional telepathic powers. He says that he can't actually stand by the authenticity of his telepathy. Standing by anything is difficult since he sometimes has to squat and sometimes has to kneel. Once he actually pole vaulted, followed by lying supine - that's a long story unto itself. He knows a lot about authenticity, especially in telepathy, but actually, he isn't absolutely certain that telepathy is possible. Even so, he is probably pretty good at telepathy. He thinks he is, anyway. He has communicated extensively telepathically with many, many famous people, even when they don't know it. This is because he is so smart and so likable. Not enough people realize this. He is tired of people criticizing his choice of fashion accessories. The bag over his head is his choice, his style.He'd like everyone to know that he may be contacted through his website, but he isn't sure that he will read or respond. He is very busy. If you try to reach him telepathically, he will probably still be busy. The best way to get him to respond is to offer him money: he is not necessarily unwilling to debase himself for cash, although it has to involve a sufficient quantity. But he is a professor of military telepathy and has often dedicated himself to valuable literary recovery, however questionable. In addition, he is proud of his linguistic skills and points out that telepathy is, in many senses, similar to a language. He knows fluidly (not fluently) suburban Bethesda dialect English, neanderthal Dutch, infant babble, and Andromedic sign language. He created a whole new language with his imaginary twin, and they often speak with each other. He is also proficient in creating neologisms. Consider, for example, "telepathcrobatic," or "mentonimblistic." Read More Read Less