Oscar SparrowOscar Sparrow identifies as a genetically unmodified omnivore and heterosexual fantasist. A one time rhymester and sewage tanker driver, he is the official Poet Lorry-Park. He has his own hair, teeth and drain rods. He has a first in literary pretenson studies at the the University of Chipping Sodbury and a second in the egg and spoon race at Saint Francis the Ass Primary School in 1956. Read More Read Less