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"Mr. Hardware Man"*: *A Collection of 18 WILD & WACKY, FUNNY, TRUE STORIES from over 30+ years of a NEIGHBORHOOD HARDWARE STORE.

"Mr. Hardware Man"*: *A Collection of 18 WILD & WACKY, FUNNY, TRUE STORIES from over 30+ years of a NEIGHBORHOOD HARDWARE STORE.


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MR. HARDWARE MAN - A Collection of 18 Hilarious, Wild & Wacky, Funny TRUE Stories from over 30+ years of a Successful Neighborhood Hardware Store. by M.A. HARRIS (Author) A GREAT READ & A GREAT VALUE* Enjoy reading through ALL 18 Unbelievable & Absurd TRUE Stories, *with BONUS Informative Backgrounds & Funny Additions! You will get 'Laugh Out Loud' Laughter Back in Your Life Again! & You'll Remember the 'Good Times' & Create Some NEW Ones! ALL OF THESE CRAZY, UNBELIEVABLE STORIES ARE TRUE! - Each one Actually Took Place! After all, YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!! SOMEONE WORKING WITH THE PUBLIC in a Retail Store would understandably have an Occasional Funny Story to Tell - But working in a Neighborhood Hardware Store for over 30+ years, and then writing these stories down, On & Off, for the last 24+ years, Well, that's a Proverbial 'GOLDMINE of GEMS' ! YOU'LL DISCOVER: - WHY the book was Retitled "MR. HARDWARE MAN" - Chapter 1 - "GROWING SEEDS" versus "GARDEN SEEDS" - Chapter 2 - What You can do with 'Extra' Nails You Don't Need - Chapter 5 - THE 'GUARANTEED' WAY to Kill Your Unwanted PESTS - Chapter 13 - Why would a Leather Trench Coat be Cause for Alarm - Chapter 16 - Who said & WHY: "GIMME GIMME - GOTTA GO!" - Chapter 17 - NOT Your Average MORNING RUN - Chapter 18 - WHO called the author "Mr. Hardware Man" & WHY, & WHERE this Extremely Unlikely Situation took place!! (Hint: It Wasn't in the Hardware Store). YOU'LL ALSO LEARN in the BONUS 'BACKGROUNDS & ADDITIONS': - Chapter 20 -"CHAMP" - Smarter than Most People - Chapter 21 - Halloween Bananas; A 'Special' Shop Class Teacher - Chapter 23 - Locations, 'Study in Contrasts', and the R&R Hall of Fame - Chapter 25 - Cleveland Sports Teams: Browns, Guardians (Indians), Cavaliers, & more - Little-Known Facts, Desperations & Triumphs - Chapter 26 - "FORM FOLLOWS FUNCTION" - this Architectural Concept is a 'Lesson for LIFE'! - Chapter 27 - The 1st 4 Hardware Businesses - Chapter 28 - The 5th & Final Hardware Business - A New Beginning Chapter 29 - Music - Where would we all be without GREAT Music? - 'IN THE WORKS'- Future Books from the Mind of M.A. Harris WOULD YOU LIKE MORE LAUGHTER IN YOUR LIFE? DO YOU WAN EAR-to-EAR SMILES & CHUCKLES? If YOU DO, then BUY THIS BOOK NOW!


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9798304512817
  • Publisher: Independently Published
  • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published
  • Height: 203 mm
  • No of Pages: 264
  • Returnable: N
  • Sub Title: *A Collection of 18 WILD & WACKY, FUNNY, TRUE STORIES from over 30+ years of a NEIGHBORHOOD HARDWARE STORE.
  • Width: 127 mm
  • ISBN-10: 8304512815
  • Publisher Date: 23 Dec 2024
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 14 mm
  • Weight: 317 gr


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