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Be the Alpha Without Ever Fetching a Fetching Thing

Be the Alpha Without Ever Fetching a Fetching Thing


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Does your cat run your household? Good. This book explains why that's correct.

Be the Alpha Without Ever Fetching a Fetching Thing is the satirical guide to feline domination that cat lovers, dog owners, and anyone who has ever been silently judged by a creature a tenth of their size has been waiting for.

Written in the voice of Whiskers M. Von Sass, Esq. - self-appointed apex predator, passive-aggressive mastermind, and four-time recipient of the Blank Stare of the Year Award - this hilarious cat parody book reveals the tactics, strategies, and psychological warfare your cat has been deploying against you for years.

Featuring full page original color illustrations throughout - because Whiskers deserves nothing less.

Inside this humorous cat book you'll discover:

    • The art of strategic napping - and why doing nothing is the ultimate power move
    • How to steal food, monopolize furniture, and redirect blame onto the dog
    • The slow blink of supremacy and other nonverbal domination techniques that terrify Labradors
    • Passive-aggressive kneading, selective deafness, and the tactical hairball
    • Why the couch, the bed, the highest shelf, and frankly the entire household already belong to the cat

Perfect for:

    • Cat lovers and cat humor enthusiasts
    • Anyone who owns both a cat and a dog and knows exactly who's in charge
    • Fans of funny animal books, satirical humor, and feline comedy
    • Gift for cat lovers who appreciate witty, sarcastic, humorous books

Whether you're a devoted cat person, a confused dog owner, or a human who suspects you've been outmaneuvered by a seven-pound furball, this satirical cat book will confirm every suspicion you've ever had - and make you laugh out loud doing it.

Scroll up and grab your copy - before the cat decides you've already taken too long.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9798295480409
  • Publisher: Brenda Richards
  • Publisher Imprint: Brenda Richards
  • Edition: Large type / large print edition
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 8 mm
  • Width: 216 mm
  • ISBN-10: 8295480405
  • Publisher Date: 04 Apr 2026
  • Binding: Hardback
  • Height: 216 mm
  • No of Pages: 110
  • Returnable: N
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 476 gr


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