What could possibly go wrong when you rob a mortuary?
Everything. Absolutely everything.
The Disaster Crew five criminals so incompetent they once got lost breaking into their own safe house thought robbing Hargrove & Sons Mortuary would be simple. Get in, grab the vintage jewelry stripped from the dead, and get out. Easy money from people who wouldn't miss it.
They were half right. The dead definitely don't miss their jewelry.
Because the dead aren't exactly dead.
When Murphy and his crew accidentally disturb an ancient urn and awaken something that's been waiting in the walls for over a century, their simple heist becomes a fight for their souls. Literally. Hargrove & Sons isn't just a funeral home; it's a collection site for an entity that's been harvesting human consciousness since the Victorian era, building toward something called "the great synthesis."
Now they're marked. Tracked. Scheduled for collection like overdue library books.
Their options? Hunt other marked individuals to buy themselves time. Hide in electromagnetic dead zones while monitoring solar weather. Or, like Dr. Sarver, they can completely erase themselves, which is the only true escape from a never-ending collection.
Five criminals. One cosmic horror. Zero good decisions.
The Disaster Crew has always specialized in jobs that are way above their skill level. But this time, they're not stealing jewelry; they're stealing their own souls back from something that thinks it owns them.
"Part heist comedy, part supernatural horror, all terrible decisions."
For fans of dark humor, cosmic dread, and criminals who are very bad at their jobs but exceptional at survival. When Ocean's Eleven meets Lovecraftian horror, this is what you get and you'll laugh while being existentially terrified.
CORPSE AND ROBBERS
A bumbling gang robs a mortuary, only to awaken something deadlier than the law.
Genre: Horror Comedy / Supernatural Thriller
"The only thing worse than being dead is finding out death is just the beginning of a really terrible employment contract."
