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About the Book

"Arre, look... the world doesn't have a 'thoda adjust maadi' button."

Ever wondered why your friendly Indian head-wobble makes a Finnish CEO think you're having a neurological event? Or why your innocent "shabaash" back-pat in a New York office could lead to a soul-crushing HR meeting?

In Please Don't Touch That, seasoned C-suite veteran and professional life-watcher Rajesh Seshadri returns with an unapologetic, rib-tickling guide to the Do's, Don'ts, and definite Don't-You-Dares of global travel. While Book 1 was about the "What," Book 2 is about the "How"-as in, how to stay out of a Singaporean jail and how to find your soul in a land of dry toilet paper.

Whether it's the high-stakes "Salami of Skin" at the Vatican gate, the "Green Dot" struggle in a French bistro, or the "Quiet Sunday" dogma of Germany, Rajesh decodes the invisible boundaries that separate a Global Citizen from a confused tourist.

Inside this hilarious survival guide, you'll discover:

  • The Handshake vs. The Bow vs. The Kiss: How to greet the world without accidentally proposing or head-butting a stranger.
  • The Food War: A survival kit for Vegetarians facing "Chicken-is-a-vegetable" logic, and Non-Vegetarians suffering from chronic "Spice Withdrawal."
  • The Fine Print: Why "Delhi-style" road rage in Dubai or jaywalking in Singapore is a one-way ticket to a very expensive disaster.
  • The Lota Legacy: A tactical approach to surviving a world that thinks a roll of sandpaper is an appropriate hygiene tool.

Funny, candid, and packed with "Uncle-wisdom," this is the ultimate manifesto for every Desi soul who wants to conquer the world-without losing their identity (or their passport).



About the Author :
Rajesh Seshadri is a seasoned C-suite veteran and a masterful raconteur of the human condition. With over thirty years in high-stakes boardrooms and even more hours observing life over a cutting chai, Rajesh writes across a vast landscape-from the strategic Corporate Compass series and emotional Heartbeats of India to gripping murder mysteries and metaphysical fiction. A Fellow of premier finance institutes and a certified life coach, he blends a sharp analytical mind with a soulful, witty "Desi" perspective. Whether he is unravelling corporate complexity or a dark mystery, Rajesh delivers real-world wisdom with his signature blend of logic, candour, and warmth. Visit him at www.rajeshseshadri.com.


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  • ISBN-13: 9798233977077
  • Publisher: Rajesh Seshadri
  • Publisher Imprint: Rajesh Seshadri
  • ISBN-10: 8233977071
  • Publisher Date: 25 Jan 2026


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