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The Producer's Guide to Avoiding Human Contact

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The Producer's Guide to Avoiding Human Contact is a satirical survival manual for anyone who's ever wanted to disappear mid-meeting, dodge a coffee invite, or ghost a brainstorming session without losing their job or their dignity. Packed with dry humor, printable scripts, and ethically questionable rituals, this modular guide walks you through the art of strategic absence - from designing a workspace that repels visitors to crafting fake podcast interviews that satisfy social obligations. Inside, you'll find: Door hangers that say "I'm in deep creative flow" (and mean it) Email templates for missing things on purpose Fashion tips for blending into walls at networking events Quizzes to determine if you're ready to go full hermit Guest essays from producers who haven't spoken since 2014 Ambient noise hacks to simulate busyness while doing absolutely nothing Disclaimer: This book is a joke. It's not professional advice. It's a love letter to introverts, creatives, and anyone who's ever faked a calendar event just to finish a sentence in peace. Perfect for readers who enjoy productivity with a side of mischief, The Producer's Guide to Avoiding Human Contact is your permission slip to protect your focus, reclaim your time, and disappear with style.

About the Author :
Neil J. Milliner is a creative educator, prolific author, and strategic publisher whose work empowers introverts and creatives to reclaim their energy, set guilt-free boundaries, and transform overwhelm into clarity. Through his imprint Books by Neil J. Milliner, he crafts emotionally intelligent guides, journals, and workbooks that blend psychology, neuroscience, and practical exercises into step-by-step frameworks that heal and activate. Whether you're navigating burnout, learning to say "no" with grace, or seeking tools to protect your peace, Neil's writing meets you with heart, wit, and wisdom. His signature style is modular, reassuring, and deeply audience-focused-designed to help you take action without losing your softness. Neil lives for the moment when a timid reader says, "I finally feel seen." His latest release, Master the Art of Saying No Without Guilt, is a transformational guide for anyone ready to set boundaries with confidence and compassion.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9798232613006
  • Publisher: Neil J Milliner
  • Publisher Imprint: Neil J Milliner
  • Height: 216 mm
  • No of Pages: 110
  • Spine Width: 7 mm
  • Width: 140 mm
  • ISBN-10: 8232613009
  • Publisher Date: 19 Sep 2025
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 186 gr


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