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Steam Codex

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The Book of Steam and Madness The Sacred Scripture of the Church of the Existential Teatime "The truth whistles just before the kettle screams." Have you ever felt strangely moved by the gentle hiss of a kettle? Do you long for spiritual guidance but find most belief systems lacking in biscuits? Have you accidentally started a cult... again? Then this is your gospel. The Book of Steam and Madness is the (un)holy scripture of the Church of the Existential Teatime-a surreal, steeped, and wholly uncontainable spiritual satire about cracked cups, sentient kettles, and the dangerously sacred art of brewing things too long. Half mystic revelation, half fever dream, and fully unqualified for orthodox use, this faux-sacred text explores the limits of spiritual meaning and caffeine tolerance. Penned by imaginary monks and haunted prophets with questionable credentials, this 39-chapter epic spans: The cosmogenic wisdom of The Leaf of Becoming The delirious teachings of The Teacup Mind The deeply unlicensed rituals in The Manual of Ritual Steam And the final contradictions in The Gospel of the Absurd ...plus seven bonus "overflow" chapters that dripped into canon when no one was watching. Along the way, you'll encounter: The cracked-cup miracle of Saint Fractura The Pneumatic Teapot and the prophet who hallucinated it into relevance The dreaded Heresy of Lukewarmness The Tea Koans that can't be answered (and shouldn't be) A liturgy of spoons, crumbs, and apocalyptic steeping The sacred rites of the Order of the Uncontainable Brew The Steam Codex: 30 extra doctrines no one asked for, but everyone misinterprets anyway This book is a ritual object for the spiritually suspicious, the caffeine-baptized, and anyone who's ever stared into a mug and seen their own confusion mirrored back in steam. Who Is This Book For? Fans of satirical sacred texts (Good Omens, Lamb, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) Seekers of absurdist spiritual comedy Recovering theology students Tea cultists (intentional or accidental) Those suspicious of organized religion, but deeply invested in the geometry of saucer placement Lovers of metaphors that have gotten way out of hand From the Book Itself: "In the beginning, there was steam. And from that steam rose the Teacup Primordial, dreaming of a kettle that might one day make it whole." "All perfection is heresy. The crack is where the prophecy seeps out." "Do not worship the leaf. Worship the space it steeps in." Keywords: Satirical religion book, sacred parody, spiritual comedy, absurdist theology, fictional gospel, tea cult satire, comedic sacred text, metaphysical humor, prophetic nonsense, faux scripture, cult fiction, Monty Python spirituality, spiritual satire, sacred absurdity Content Note: No actual religious figures are harmed, idolized, or quoted with permission. All heresies are entirely fictional. All tea rituals are real... probably. Drink deeply. Steep wisely. And remember: The steam never lies- It just doesn't explain itself.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9798231908424
  • Publisher: Ismael Rodriguez
  • Publisher Imprint: Ismael Rodriguez
  • Height: 279 mm
  • No of Pages: 358
  • Returnable: N
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 879 gr
  • ISBN-10: 8231908420
  • Publisher Date: 14 Jun 2025
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
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  • Spine Width: 19 mm
  • Width: 216 mm


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