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Where dreams are plastic and laughter is mass-produced. In this hilariously twisted collection of misfit toys, one thing is clear: it's not playtime-it's damage control. Whether they're battling existential dread on a dusty shelf or forming support groups for discontinued models, these action figures are Fully Poseable - Emotionally Unavailable, and completely unqualified to save anyone. Some assembly regretted. Batteries definitely not included. In Fully Poseable - Emotionally Unavailable, Dan's misguided toy designs leads to PR disasters of cosmic proportions. Marketing exec Steve is thrust into the chaos of turning "Space Lace" Commander Stella-an anatomically questionable, lingerie-clad "space pilot"-into a marketable sensation. Enter Janelle, his whip-smart, witty neighbor with a striking resemblance to the doll and a knack for saving the day. What starts as a comedic scramble to salvage the company's reputation quickly evolves into a heartfelt journey of unexpected romance, self-discovery, and the realization that sometimes, the best plans are the ones you never see coming. Packed with laughs, corporate absurdity, and a touch of tenderness, The Commander Stella Fiasco is a satirical romp that proves even the most ridiculous situations can lead to something extraordinary. Fully Poseable - Emotionally Unavailable Malibu Marauder is Dan's last stand: a hilarious tale of ambition, chaos, and questionable creativity in the world of toy design. When Dan, a well-meaning but wildly misguided idea man, unveils the Malibu Marauder-a bikini-clad, military-grade surfer action figure-the company is plunged into a whirlwind of ridicule, disaster, and eventual redemption. As the reviews roll in and the team struggles to salvage their reputation, Steve, the level-headed manager, must navigate a storm of bad ideas, a flood of unsolicited toy submissions, and Dan's relentless optimism. From toy soldiers to exploding action figures and even a foray into adult collectibles, this laugh-out-loud satire explores what happens when innovation meets absurdity.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9798231646470
  • Publisher: Cablue
  • Publisher Imprint: Cablue
  • Height: 216 mm
  • No of Pages: 132
  • Returnable: N
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 213 gr
  • ISBN-10: 8231646477
  • Publisher Date: 23 Apr 2025
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 8 mm
  • Width: 140 mm


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