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The Algorithm of Us: A lazy shortcut breaks Europe's hearts

The Algorithm of Us: A lazy shortcut breaks Europe's hearts


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About the Book

You know this feeling.

You built a system that was supposed to work. A rhythm, a routine, a way of moving through the day without giving too much of yourself away. And it worked-right up until the moment the red warning light came on and everything you'd been ignoring was suddenly standing in the room with you.

Felix Haart knows this feeling too. He's a data scientist at the EU Commission in Brussels, 41 years old, owner of four identical outfits and a life so precisely calibrated there is simply no room in it for surprises. His daily schedule is documented. His lunch is optimized. His heart is-until further notice-out of service.

Then the light starts flashing.

MATCH, the European algorithm for cross-border partner matching, has spent three years connecting 33,847 people. Very efficiently. Very systematically. And based on a typo Felix made three years ago at 11:47 PM-exhausted, alone in the office, too tired to double-check his own work. Instead of weighting personality compatibility, MATCH has been weighting income similarity. Europe hasn't been finding soulmates. Europe has been marrying tax brackets.

Twenty-two thousand divorces. A parliamentary inquiry. And Dr. Sara Lindqvist-a Swedish behavioral economist-who has spent three months hunting the error and now has Felix on the line.

Let that settle for a moment: an algorithm that promised love has been systematically destroying marriages. And its creator is sitting thirty floors below, eating cold pasta.

The Algorithm of Us is a novel about the most beautiful and terrifying thing that can happen to a person: being truly seen.

Felix has to find the error-and simultaneously prevent Sara from finding him. The problem: Sara is the first person in years who looks at him as though he were a discovery rather than inventory. The first person to say, "You are the most anomalous person in my entire dataset." And I don't yet know what that means.

What this book will give you cannot be found in any algorithm:

  • The moment Felix realizes that his perfectly optimized life is the most precise evidence possible that he hasn't genuinely encountered anyone in seven years

  • What happens when the system you built matches you with the one person you were never supposed to match

  • The most romantic line in the novel is: I don't know what I'm doing. I never have.

  • The question no algorithm can answer-and that Felix can only ask once he stops trying to calculate it

The Algorithm of Us is sharp, precise, and devastatingly funny. It is a novel for everyone who has ever built a system to keep life's chaos at a safe distance-and who knows, quietly, that the system will eventually fail.

Read this book, and you will understand why the only mistake you truly cannot document is the one you make on purpose.

Felix didn't do it on purpose. But what happens afterward-that he did.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9798198607682
  • Publisher: Independently Published
  • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 424
  • Returnable: N
  • Sub Title: A lazy shortcut breaks Europe's hearts
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 8198607684
  • Publisher Date: 25 May 2026
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Spine Width: 22 mm
  • Weight: 562 gr


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