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Table of Contents:
1. The Burst Sofa of Pulp 2. Weird Tales Opening joke · Santa Fe · hit by a planet · Astounding · Mars attacks · ‘Wall Swordfish Still Alive’ · light on the surface · crappy story 3. The Incredible Fender ‘The Silver Radio’ · And Your Point Is? · Rouch and Herzog · food for the moon · bending words the wrong way 4. Angel or Sardine—Lint and the Beats Hiding in Columbia · Campbell · Kerouac · Benzedrine · trying too hard · appearances · Gramajo · spinal pheasants · first shot out of the box · typography cracked the voices of silence · Roswell 5. ‘Monstrous Poet Alarms Shoppers’ The joker · covers and headlines · escape artist · The Day Maggots Sing · smashing the world · this bad reputation · ‘Rosebud Investment’ 6. ‘I Can Take Anything’: The Pulp LifeHigh pulp · Perry Street ·Baffling Belly Stories · a crystalline associate · Alvarez · toasting the Bread of Shame · release the tigers 7. Jelly Result Rain upon travelers · Eterani · Valac infects his punishment and backs it up into the community · the coining of Fanny Barberra · shallow and deep vanishing · like a cat · Slogan Love · relief disguised as penance · circus of glossolalia · Maurice Girodias 8. Sparking Mad Critical reaction · Nose Furnace · Rouch rumble · reverse template · Cheerful When Blamed · coast to coast · for the birds · everything is plentiful here 9. Turn Me into a Parrot Sigil train · alien designs · quantum punchline · craw wafers · bug hunt · first lines · ‘we are imperilled’ · tough 10. Catty and the Major False cartoon · everything · Can I see your skull, mister? · the cat and the burnt guy · exegesis · journeyman reavers · the Kecksburg Testicle · hit and run · casting out the self · Herzog breakdown 11. ‘Debate This, You Mother’—Smashing the Reader in Prepare to Learn Absorbing all consequence · Vacuum as Policy · hyperlife · too many novelties in his nobility · America Immaculata · pragments · honoured and scorned · Paradox results from artificial boundaries 12. Carnagio Lint Trek · originality still abhorred · Consolation Playhouse · carnagio · Thrown stones were once stars · The Converse Bell · Now whatever you do don’t touch that one · The Coffin Was Labelled Benjy the Bear 13. ‘My Goblin Hell’ Death of Agent Baines · three fifths of a mile in three months · vestigial tail · Just One Honest Statement · sorcerer’s apprentice · ‘Or the mosquito gets it’ · Dragons of Aggrazar 14. Hollywood Hack Banish m’Colleagues · The Gloom Is Blinding · Fanny fire · Kiss Me, Mister Patton · mannered and epicene · ghost of corporate future · five curses 15. Rigor Mortis: Lint’s JFK book Ingersoll · Magic Bullet · accident or frivolity · Flaming Energy Clown · Umbrella man · festival of sadness · knife attack 16. The ‘Fantastic Lemon’ Experience The Hours of Betty Carbon · Lint wedges · C. H. Hinton · infinite intrusion · The Stupid Conversation · unlikely at best · a new category of sight · going underground 17. ‘Lint Is Dead’ Felix Arkwitch · where an amateur can grin · dog attack · crown of gears · eye trumpet · into the minus? · how about another one · unscrambling 18. Graphic Equalizer: The Caterer Against advice · fogbound motivations · Hoston Pete · diatribe · Mouse World · everything is weird · ‘I won’t prevent it’ 19. The World—It’s Not Big and It’s Not Clever Blast of truth · drab Tangier · psychonauts · Elsa Carnesky · painted Zulu coconuts · a Hindu cigarette · domestic epic anode · Where are the clams? · colour nodes · London Fanatique · nous sommes assis sur un volcan · dust devil 20. Swaying Fast Is Rocking Lint rock · The Energy Draining Church Bazaar · flies · trun · strange incidents · a policy of terrorizing · bloat · cable cheese · Unsmile · The Prophecies · on reading new books · explorers are never suspicious 21. Nose Furnace and Other Deaths Suction eel · satan filters · factoids · the Insufferable Banyolar · Arkwitch the Movie · Aquadog · Platypus Payback · where is Durutti? · The Caterer in limbo 22. Arkwitch Thousand Mile Gun · the slug correspondence · mind- mapping · satire as sacrament · sheer visual quantity evokes the magical resonance of the tribal horde · behind the text 23. Easy Prophecy Oppressive smithereens · gently meddling with the future · prophecy humour · America’s make-believe · ‘Reality is the thing that doesn’t need to be asserted’ · Nous sentant des ailes · cramming 24. Clowns and Locusts Soylent scream · garnet · acceleration · UltraLint · The Jarkman · ’cause I’m done dead already · UFO flap 25. In Person ‘Gigantic pleasure rockets’ · backpackers · ‘Dance to feedback old man’ · Silent is the city that applauds integrity · real pumped · god trying to be funny · acolytes · The truth is never wrong · scorpion globe paperweights · consensus 26. Lint Is Dead II—Rumours, Clues, and Lost Works Stoked · preferably in velvet · liars invade verdant Eden · sightings · Jellypressure · the subtle game · cults and fan clubs · the future as a statue in a fountain · Lint’s dreamers 27. The Man Who Gave Birth to His Arse Saddled · scrubbing tombstones · don’t thank the shark · the claymore principle of creation · savouring regret · The Vermilion Equation · intravenous cheats · for I am the way · new colours Lint quotations Footnotes Bibliography Index List of Illustrations Acknowledgments

About the Author :
Steve Aylett is a satirical science fiction and slipstream author of several bizarro books.

Review :
“Lint is like manna from Mars, a jaw-to-the-floor comic masterpiece that will leave you giddy with excitement that it even exists... everyone holding this magazine should own two copies of Lint: one for themselves, one to fling in the face of their nearest foe. *****” -- SFX Magazine “More fun than any other mock author biography on the face of this or any other planet. Smart people should be tortured and shot for not reading Steve Aylett... Aylett crams more ideas into one sentence than you’ll find in all the novels on the New York Times bestseller list put together.” -- Bookmunch “[Aylett] is an unstoppable master of space and time—much like Lint himself.’Scifi.com“an elaborate and unhinged comedy, Lint offers a wide sweep of pulp/junk/underground culture... I love the part about Lint’s JFK conspiracy theory, which posits that the same bullet ricochet killed several presidents.” -- LitKicks “This little book is a gem...What Steve Aylett has done is put together a very odd, sometimes nonsensical, but often laugh-out-loud funny mock biography of a pulp fiction writer who only exists in the author’s imagination. The section on Lint’s failed Star Trek script had me in tears, I was laughing so hard.” -- Estella’s Revenge


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781909679832
  • Publisher: Snowbooks Ltd
  • Publisher Imprint: Snowbooks Ltd
  • Height: 129 mm
  • No of Pages: 192
  • Sub Title: The Incredible Career of Cult Author Jeff Lint
  • ISBN-10: 1909679836
  • Publisher Date: 14 Aug 2007
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 230 gr


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