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I wrote this book as I stopped performing Stand-Up Comedy many moons ago as I decided it would be better to just finish up editing my Comedy Tapes & posting those online for people to listen to but then I got overcome by diarhea of the pencil and it's been quite a bumpy ride ever since then: you know how it is: never a dull moment as I laugh at everything as nothing is sacred to me anymore as I think like a Comic does & I'm always walking around w/ a funny look on my face: Go Now, Read This Book TODAY & Buy it and leave it by your nightstand so that you can laugh the blues away...I wrote this funny, filthy dirty little book JUST 4 U as that's what I like doing: writing & editing books that make me laugh mike hunt off 50++ times per day...Library = lie brary Girlfriend = girlfriend can we talk Boyfriend = Not my boyfriend, just a friend...Mama LiedDaddy LiedEverybody LiedDaddy Got Mad About It, Mama did her best to deal with Daddy's anger/rage issuesThe family acted like a co-hesive unit but there was very little love involved in that Dysfunction Junction Family Family...Oh Well...Have A Great Day = Go Fuck Your SelfHave A Nice Day = Go Fuck Your SelfGo Love Your Self = Did you just tell me to go fuck myself If that's what you are thinking, "Then, go love yourself."Bot an organic cu cum ber guess what hapnd to th darn thng it disapeared up mike hunt tried to shite it out but it woodnt cum out so i had th doktor remove it w his fist it kame out kant boleev its nawt butahh how dz it feel 2 b bk to being a workng gurl i bet u feel betahh dnt choo peatahh eatahh i herd u finaly got ur dream job so did eye im movng to sea world i leave tmrw did jew no my azz is tite its so tite u kant get anithng in it xcpt a realy big hawk did jew no a big cok just slides rite in thar ima twat ima twat pleas cum to th office ima twat is relatd to ima coksukr she suks cok lik its going out ov style i lov being me it suitsmi jus fyn njy ur day u ckskr just njy ur day hows ur pig heart doing thump thump thump thump thump princess petahhhThe Best In The World = The Pest In The World w/ a pix of a rat, a wild bore or a mouseY2K = Y2MaverickHome Is Where The Heart Is = Home Is Where The Twat IsCharlotte = TwatletteSucceed = Suckseed, SucksexShanus AnusBad News Bareback = Bad News BarretRusef is a giant Russian douchebag: that's his role in WWEKnocked UpThe NannyCats live in cathousesWhitney & MJ duet from the other sideThe Ussos = UsoboosoBangology = The art of banging somebodyBack surgery = crack surgery = which do you want more I'll take neither but if it's fun I'm going to have, I'll take the crack surgeryGood Match = Good SnatchPetofile vs Pedofile: maybe I just like petting my pets. Children deserve respect, love and kindness from their caregivers Be the laughter you want to see in the worldIn Case of Fire, Pull Knob I got regressed by a regressionist (Hypnotist) recently and I found out that I was a cow in a previous life, a mole under someone's ass, a bike seat, a jockstrap, a pair of pantiesYogi & BooBoo: "Hey boo boo, it's Yogi, bend over Boo Boo." "Oh Yogi, I don't know..." "Come on Boo Boo, we haven't got all night long. You did it last night with me. But Yogi I was drunk last night." "Come on Boo Boo, just drink some more liquid courage and I'll go gentle this time..." "But Yogi, why do I always have to be on the bottom. I'd like to top you sometime." Oh, Boo Boo, I don't know if that's a good idea." "But Yogi"Species with dick: a whale, a donkey, a horseA whale has an 18-20" penis that's flaccid when softSpotted Dick is a product that comes from England = it's basically bread pudding with spots on it in a can...who wants to eat Spotted Dick as a tasty, sweet snack I'm so excited that I could shit my self. As a matter of fact, shitting my self. The idea was the highlight of my day.My real names Slutley. How are you doin', how are you doin'


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  • ISBN-13: 9781796919608
  • Publisher: Independently Published
  • Publisher Imprint: Independently Published
  • Height: 279 mm
  • No of Pages: 42
  • Spine Width: 3 mm
  • Weight: 209 gr
  • ISBN-10: 1796919608
  • Publisher Date: 14 Feb 2019
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Sub Title: No Problem - Is There A Problem: I Don't Think So...
  • Width: 216 mm


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