A Cat Called Dog

A Cat Called Dog is a charming, witty and entertaining novel for cat lovers everywhere Dog is a cat – the only problem is that he doesn’t behave like one! Instead he wags his tail, sticks out his tongue and yaps in a manner which is distinctly puppyish. Something has to be done; the pride of cats is at stake!  Against his better instincts, George, an old ginger tom, reluctantly decides to take on the enormous task of teaching the confused kitten how to behave like a proper cat. In the company of the cheeky Eric, the mysterious and exotic François and the elegant Miss Fifi, George commences his teaching of the cat curriculum, including lessons on the feline ‘Holy Trinity’: eating, sleeping and washing. But things do not go smoothly. Maybe Dog will find it impossible to change and unlearn all his bad habits? Soon the cats face a more pressing threat, and one that could change their lives forever.  The cats’ adventures are touching, sweet and fun, and the dialogue is as wonderfully arch and droll as the memorable cat characters themselves. Issues of identity, loyalty, betrayal, trust and friendship predominate in this mild satire on human nature, making it a bit like Animal Farm – with cats!

About the Author :
Born in 1967, Jem Vanston is a teacher and freelance journalist, and also runs an online editing agency. He writes satirical novels and scripts under the name P J Vanston, and recently won joint second prize in an international short story competition (BCSA), and first prize in another (Global Short Story Competition). He lives in Swansea with his two rescue cats, Honey and Bumble.

Review :
‘This is a lovely, sweet, heartwarming book. It will make you happy to read it, regardless of whether you're a cat person or a dog person, or even neither. And in these financially-straitened times, what more could you want?’ ‘This is a story for cat-lovers everywhere. It's full of funny and accurate details that will strike a chord with any cat owner.’ ‘And I defy you not to smile. It's just lovely.’ ‘I read this entire short novel with my mouth set in a permanent smile.’ ‘It’s nearly impossible to read this cute little story without smiling the whole time or laughing out loud at the snark and puns so generously sprinkled throughout A Cat Called Dog. The title alone had me grinning!’ ‘The characters each have their own distinct personalities, quirks and traits, and easily made their way into my heart.’ ‘I highly recommend this novel for anyone looking for an uplifting read that will brighten up their day and leave them with a different perspective on people (or two-legs, as humans are referred to in this little gem) and life in general.’ ‘a definite must-read!’ “I found myself laughing out loud at some of Dog’s antics and his character reminded me of a young child caught up in the excitement of life.” “There are adventures, wonderful characters to meet on the way and also unexpected sadness – very much like true life really.” “I read many books thoroughly enjoyed this one, from cover to cover.” Barking mad but brilliant! Getting a glimpse of the inner workings of the cat kingdom and realising that all cat kind think we are an inferior species in need of their constant company and guidance is hilarious and completely plausible. Any cat lover with a good sense of humour can appreciate what Vanston was trying to accomplish and find themselves grinning throughout as they read about the habits of their cats explained so perfectly. I loved it. I'm sure any other cat lover will too.