About the Book
From the authors of the bestselling Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, and the minds behind the popular websitie The Babylon Bee comes a tongue-in-cheek guide to Democracy where you'll learn how to rig elections, bribe politicans, and crush your political enemies for good.
In The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy, America's favorite satirists take you into a world you might have thought was beyond parody--politics. From closed-door meetings of bureaucrats deciding the fates of millions to preposterous lies from the campaign trail, The Bee skewers our political overlords with matchless wit. In this visual guide, you’ll learn how to rig an election, how to stage an insurrection, which political party you should join, and more--everything you need to fully participate in the worst political system of all time (except for all the others).
About the Author :
Kyle Mann is the editor in chief of The Babylon Bee. He was created in an orc-spawning pit beneath the tower Orthanc near the end of the Third Age. Saruman the Many-Colored drew upon all his dark powers to imbue Kyle with the ability to write satire of semi-acceptable quality from time to time, and also pillage many small villages in Gondor. Kyle oversees and approves all content posted to the site and writes a good bit of it himself.
Joel Berry is The Babylon Bee’s managing editor and a deadly warrior-monk with a shadowy past. Part philosophy-quoting homeschool nerd, part Marine Corps veteran, Joel was found retired in a secluded cabin in the mountains after he swore off his old life and promised to never own a lib again. But Kyle Mann was getting a team together. He convinced Joel to come out of retirement for one final mission: to help run the world’s greatest satire site, which he’s been doing since 2016.
Review :
"The fact that a group of born-again Christian comedy writers, who don’t curse and refrain from jokes that are sexual in nature, would be banned from Twitter tells you how far the 'Loony Left' has gone. But it also shows how this very astute, brilliant, and respectful Team Jesus has effectively poked the eye of the Liberal Giant and exposed its hypocrisies, lies, and most importantly its blithering idiocy. The other fact is they are so goshdarn funny, they appeal to everyone, believer or non-believer alike." —Rob Schneider, actor, comedian, screenwriter
"The fact that a group of born-again Christian comedy writers, who don’t curse and refrain from jokes that are sexual in nature, would be banned from Twitter tells you how far the 'Loony Left' has gone. But it also shows how this very astute, brilliant, and respectful Team Jesus has effectively poked the eye of the Liberal Giant and exposed its hypocrisies, lies, and most importantly its blithering idiocy. The other fact is they are so goshdarn funny, they appeal to everyone, believer or non-believer alike." —Rob Schneider, actor, comedian, screenwriter
"The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy is an hilarious and depressingly accurate treatise on American government—and a good reminder that if voting could really change anything it would be illegal." —Mollie Hemingway, editor-in-chief of The Federalist, author of Rigged
"The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy is an hilarious and depressingly accurate treatise on American government—and a good reminder that if voting could really change anything it would be illegal." —Mollie Hemingway, editor-in-chief of The Federalist, author of Rigged
"The central problem with democracy is that those who need leaders are qualified to choose them. One answer to that problem is The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy." —Michael Malice, author, columnist, extremely failed host of the Your Welcome podcast
"The central problem with democracy is that those who need leaders are qualified to choose them. One answer to that problem is The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy." —Michael Malice, author, columnist, extremely failed host of the Your Welcome podcast
"The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy is the most accurate representation of American government ever written, is probably Heaven’s favorite book on government, and should be forcibly taught in schools. All of my pillows are MyPillows, so I’m not sure how much I can be trusted." —Dana Loesch, nationally syndicated radio host and bestselling author
"The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy is the most accurate representation of American government ever written, is probably Heaven’s favorite book on government, and should be forcibly taught in schools. All of my pillows are MyPillows, so I’m not sure how much I can be trusted." —Dana Loesch, nationally syndicated radio host and bestselling author
"Everything happening in our world today seems genuinely beyond parody. Unless you happen to be one of the geniuses at The Babylon Bee, who actually make it seem effortless, and for whose brilliant work I sincerely thank God." —Eric Metaxas, author of Fish Out of Water: A Search for the Meaning of Life and Letter to the American Church
"Everything happening in our world today seems genuinely beyond parody. Unless you happen to be one of the geniuses at The Babylon Bee, who actually make it seem effortless, and for whose brilliant work I sincerely thank God." —Eric Metaxas, author of Fish Out of Water: A Search for the Meaning of Life and Letter to the American Church
"There is a reason for The Babylon Bee being targeted for destruction by Big Tech: They are the undisputed masters of political satire today. They have a unique skill for proving how absurd politics have become, and that is exactly why you must read this book." —Sebastian Gorka, author, former deputy assistant to President Trump, host of America First
"There is a reason for The Babylon Bee being targeted for destruction by Big Tech: They are the undisputed masters of political satire today. They have a unique skill for proving how absurd politics have become, and that is exactly why you must read this book." —Sebastian Gorka, author, former deputy assistant to President Trump, host of America First
"The Babylon Bee is one of the most impressive satirical enterprises of the digital age. It is hilarious, insightful, and annoys all the right people. Long may it thrive." —Andrew Doyle, columnist and author of Free Speech and Why It Matters, Titania McGrath’s alternate ego
"The Babylon Bee is one of the most impressive satirical enterprises of the digital age. It is hilarious, insightful, and annoys all the right people. Long may it thrive." —Andrew Doyle, columnist and author of Free Speech and Why It Matters, Titania McGrath’s alternate ego
"Not purchasing this book would be a dangerous threat to our constitutional norms, a literal insurrection, a coup attempt so violent that we would need to suspend all the usual legal procedures to prosecute it to the full extent of the law. Plus, it’s hilarious." —Spencer Klavan, host of the Young Heretics podcast, associate editor at the Claremont Institute
"Not purchasing this book would be a dangerous threat to our constitutional norms, a literal insurrection, a coup attempt so violent that we would need to suspend all the usual legal procedures to prosecute it to the full extent of the law. Plus, it’s hilarious." —Spencer Klavan, host of the Young Heretics podcast, associate editor at the Claremont Institute
"The Babylon Bee’s biting satire hits too close to home for the powers that be. In fact, that The Bee’s satirical reports frequently happen in real life is testament that our times are strange. The Bee is on target." —Ron DeSantis, Florida governor
"The Babylon Bee’s biting satire hits too close to home for the powers that be. In fact, that The Bee’s satirical reports frequently happen in real life is testament that our times are strange. The Bee is on target." —Ron DeSantis, Florida governor
"Suddenly there’s a national debate over what democracy means. For me, it’s easy. I just go with The Babylon Bee’s definition." —Tucker Carlson, host of Tucker Carlson Tonight
"Suddenly there’s a national debate over what democracy means. For me, it’s easy. I just go with The Babylon Bee’s definition." —Tucker Carlson, host of Tucker Carlson Tonight
