Second Amendment Revenge Book: Hayduke's Guide to Getting the Gun Grabbers

Standing up for our rights is what true patriotism is all about. In recent years the Bill of Rights -- the single most important document to our personal freedoms as Americans -- has been under relentless attack by short-sighted liberals, with the Second Amendment their favourite target. But some of us still believe our Founding Fathers were right -- that gun ownership is the individual right of every law-abiding American citizen. That's where George Hayduke comes in. The Master of Revenge has gathered the best pranks, stunts and media attention-getters from his legendary legion of covert cohorts. Learn fiendishly clever methods for getting back at anti-gun busybodies, hunting foes, officious officials and other socialist dweebs who would revoke our rights. Read on as pro-gun journalists weigh in with arguments supporting lawfully armed Americans. This hilarious book on creatively comical ways of preserving our personal freedom should be on every American's reading list.

Table of Contents:
Section One 1 A Most Hardy Introduction 3 What Americans Really Thinks of Guns 7 The Great Wildbunch Texas Three-Kick 9 Tony's Phone Call 11 "Mark! Mark!" Barked the Hare-Lipped Dog 12 Rules of Engagement 15 The 11Commandments of Revenge 20 The Feds' Smash and Grab Squad's Merrie Olde Xmas 23 Falling on Their Sward 27 What To Say To Bureaucrats 32 The Corporate Enemas List 35 Anti-Gun Media 42 You Gotta Have Good Friends 45 Sighting In on Gun Sites 49 Thank You Very Much 55 Good Cigars and Great Quotes 57 Section Two 63 Lock 'n' Load 65 Frocking the Femme 66 Pumping the Prime 67 An Unarmed Foe 67 Up Your Bumper, Sticker 68 Sign Us Up, Too 70 PETApucks 72 Spraying With Us 72 Feeding the Feud Chain 73 Papering PETA 74 Bear With Us, You Chicken Scat 74 Dunning Diversity 75 Cootie Squirts 78 Retired by Terry 79 Zen It's Not So Offal 80 Lett'er Go! 81 Dust Tu Dust 83 Designer Eye Patches 84 The Dear Hunter 85 Droopy Radar Shoots Blanks 86 Uncle Gerry's Magic Malebox 87 Heil, Hell, the Klan's All Here 88 Human Graffiti 89 Bring Out Your Dead 90 Register Drunks, Not Kegs 91 Howitzer Get There? 92 Jews Your Friends Weisly 93 An All-Out Spud Assault 93 Crazy Bob's 3-Ball Attack 95 Operation Osama bin Laden 96 Banging Book Banners 97 Shooting from the Lip 98 Bawdy Type 99 All Stocked Up ... Fake Product 100 The Pegboys 101 Rob Petri's Dish 102 Piss on PC 103 Politically Incorrect Pistol 105 Picture This 107 Quicky Piss-Offs 109 Salving Sensitive Souls 112 Tasty Favor of the Month 113 Walloped with Webbing 113 Oops, Did You Drop That? 114 Thundering Befuddlement 116 Kookie Cokie 117 Out of Ass, Out of Mind 117 Dropping a Dime, Err, 50 Cents 118 Mauling Their Mail 119 You, the Jury 120 Show You Mine 121 Section Three 125 Special Guest Essays 127 The Hayduker's Creed and War Whoop by Payden Spades 127 Where We're Headed by Robert A. Waters 129 Gun Politics: The Importance of Keeping Promises by Neal Knox 133 If You Don't Vote Like a Gun Owner, You Suck by Peter Caroline 140 Why Do They Keep Pushing for More Gun Control? by Charley Reese 143 Bill of Rights Guides His Vote by Charley Reese 145 Trouble at the Daily Planet: The Unsurprising Decline of Newspapers by Fred Reed 148 The Joke's On Them: A Definitive List of Follies for Liberal True Believers by Jack Kelly 152 The Media's Anti-Gun Animus by Jeff Jacoby 155 The New Army Creed courtesy of Rob Krott 159 The Lingering Death of an Old Friend courtesy of St. Terry 161 Epilogue 163 Suggested Reading 165