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Rush Limbaugh is the aborted fetus of a Jersey cow and a pile of lumpy mashed potatoes. He secretly lusts for naked mattress wrestling with his fav Negro, Barak Obama. Due to a botched circumcision, Rush Limbaugh's penis is so tiny, it medically qualifies as a very large clitoris. Rush Limbaugh gets his colon blasted by angry biker gangs with crooked teeth and low standards. Rush Limbaugh should be handed over to ISIS for interrogation. Rush Limbaugh is a sad fat clown that smells like a trash can at a dog park. Rush successfully converted all 4 of his ex-wives to hard-core lesbianism. Rush Limbaugh can unhinge his jaw like a python, to accept african sausage. Rush Limbaugh is an animated colostomy bag, masquerading as a person. Rush Limbaugh touches little boys in their no-no parts. He attended the Bill Cosby School of Dating. Rush Limbaugh needs to stop blowing rich republican billionaires. Rush Limbaugh's nude photo is used in STD prevention seminars. Rush's breath smells like truck driver semen and fritos. Rush Limbaugh is the father of Sarah Palin's retarded kid. Rush Limbaugh has a tattoo on the inside of his mouth that says, "Clean Up Your Mess!" Rush Limbaugh is technically not a racist, because he's technically not a human being. Rush Limbaugh hates gays because he's the only queer that can't get a date on Tinder. Rush Limbaugh's sister is that mom from Honey-boo-boo. Rush Limbaugh went in for lap band surgery, but the doctors couldn't find his lap. Rush Limbaugh gives free tug tug handy jobs to republican senators. Rush Limbaugh should shoot himself. He should bungee-jump with the cord around his super-fat neck. He should cannon-ball off the Golden Gate Bridge, and land on a tug-boat full of black rapists. Rush Limbaugh is so disgusting his doctor examines him by Skype. Someone should write the script for SAW 8, starring Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh was given house arrest by the judge, because he wouldn't fit in a stard prison cell. Rush Limbaugh has kinky butt sex with Dick Cheney, while Rupert Murdoch jerks it in the corner. Rush Limbaugh received the world's first anus transplant. His anus was wrecked by all the big king kong ding dongs he sat on. They replaced his butt flap with a Rhinoceros' armor plate. He still broke it before he left the hospital. He's a kinky cross-dressing drag queen. Parents use stories of Rush Limbaugh to scare their teens straight. Rush Limbaugh once had his stomach pumped, doctors found 17 condoms, 3 gerbils, and a set of car keys. Rush Limbaugh wanted to be a catholic priest, he thought the altar boys looked so damn hot. But c'mon, even pedophile priests have standards. Rescue personnel had to remove the side of Rush's house, and lift him with a crane. He was wedged in the bathtub, which is suspicious, since he never bathes. Rush Limbaugh has a restraining order on literacy. Rush Limbaugh's mother changed her name to something less embarrassing: Hitler. Rush Limbaugh was a competitive eater in high school. But he dropped out to pursue his real dream: carnival circus freak. The only thing more disgusting than Rush Limbaugh are the idiot morons who listen to his show. The scariest thing about him is not his gross, ignorant rants, but the number of americans who believe what he says. If you like Rush Limbaugh, you have my permission to kill yourself. Oh yeah, you should kill your whole family, and spare the human race any future contamination. NOTE: you should kill your family FIRST, then kill yourself.

About the Author :
Rush Limbaugh is a disgusting fat bag of feces, masquerading as a real person. He's Mr. Hanky come to life. Rush Limbaugh lost his virginity to his mom, and has a sister/daughter to prove it. Rush Limbaugh votes republican because he identifies with the elephant symbol. Rush Limbaugh hates fags so much because he's the only queer who can't get a date on Tinder. Rush Limbaugh is so easy to hate, this book took 10 minutes to write. Rush Limbaugh is a hemmorroid on America's asshole, infected, bloated, gassy, and full of maggots. Rush Limbaugh should be banished from America, executed, castrated, set on fire, tortured slowly, forced to eat his own foot, or traded to ISIS for nothing in exchange. The only thing more pathetic than Rush Limbaugh are the idiot morons who agree with him, mental midgets too busy or lazy to think for themselves, trusting this sad sack of boogers and cum to think for them. Here is another awesome book to read: Maton the Criminal Drug Lord by Victor "Puppet" Raza


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781519108609
  • Publisher: Createspace
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 100
  • Spine Width: 5 mm
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1519108605
  • Publisher Date: 03 Nov 2015
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 145 gr


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