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To the End at the Beginning of It

To the End at the Beginning of It


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This book is about the 'My trapped Light Being coming out to speak' for me at the Comedy Store in Westwood California in 1980-82, I stood there amazed on stage listening to my Light Being speaking then I clapped for him when he finished, he received a standing ovation That was when I started writing 'Definemensional Harmontics conceptualize recapitulations that is taking notes writing my autobiography. Soon I learned how the Light Being traveling on 'The Sutra Thread, ' got trapped in the first place. Within three months leaving the Westwood Comedy Store on a Monday night with another woman who was going to give me a place to stay while I worked stage Mara sent me a new young homeless girl right away, 18. I remember her asking me why did she go to a completely strange teenage boy's house with him she just met on the bus and why did she climbed up into his second story bedroom window with no panties on. That same afternoon asked me was this normal? I told her she was a whore and she got happy said, "I now know who I am." I did not practice stand up comedy right in those days 1983 too many distractions. Subconsciously I was trying to reach Richard Pryor's level although, I knew how but something was eluding me. I put that certain something into this book the secret to stand up comedy while prattling to the reader. The certain something I had in the beginning but it had been taken away from me some forces were using me there were just too many super natural distractions. There was no I Ching Book of changes in my reservoir when I started in those days I read everything I could get on about stand up comedy I was hooked I loved it but I was shy and insecure and I needed help it was not forthcoming. I decided to write the system. I knew writing the system that is eclectic would make me the enemy of Mara's host. HU kept me secret. HU is the ancient name of God. This book teaches chanting HU. Reciting standing in full-length mirrors making sure reciting right thing, the demonic person whore wanted to give me a butt naked message. In those days, I did not know there was a war between good and evil and I was shy I declined. 10th book, Unparalleled Parodies teaches how to spot the Premise Line Assumption called (PLA) in a seven line increment. PLA carries on a Sutra Thread. What is a sutra thread? Sutra Threads are always present speaking from Assumptions. What is an assumption? Something we assume. In 2010, I stop writing my autobiography for some insane reason or else it was a big mistake, or not maybe my family genealogy since, I had broken from the matrix. I am now convinced Mara's host shows up the minute the minute I get a breakthrough for an example, I got to my first barbering job in 1957, Mara in the form of an Astrologer began tricking me. My life was just about to begin I loved cutting hair I was a marvel in those early days. I knew he was deep cover but for whom? At the time, I thought was CIA, FBI or NSA. Never thought it was the Devil himself. To the end was the beginning of it that is why I am moving around in what purposely seem random thoughts but they are not. When I was 71 years of age or end that area of life, I started Yoga or it started me I was sweating like a fish weighed 225 in 2011 by 2014 I weighed 160 pounds. I was greedy that is why I weighed 225. I fell in love with my Yogini instructor. Fortunately, I was too old did not go with woman. This was my big secret. I was more interested in figuring out how stand up comedy worked. I had a purpose. My girlfriend must have suspected I was in love with someone else she started treating me differently while I was writing. Taking in Cats, she knew I was allergy to but did not care. One week during that time, her cats birth nine kittens. Mara begins gradually killing me with cat fleas laying eggs in me, blood dander and a lazy girlfriend almost did kill me.

About the Author :
Immanuel Jones began studying stand up comedy in 1979, he was in the Comedy Store class in that year or the year after when David Letterman came charging into the class and ask to go on stage. Mr. Letterman told us how he spent weeks in negotiation with NBC and how he got five million dollars for signing. A young man blurted out but, "David, you are not ready yet!" David said, "Five million made me ready." Immanuel studied all comedy writers especially Gene Perret and Greg Dean. Immanuel was given a special major attached to the Department Humanities (there was no Humanities Department at UCLA at the time) when Resident Physicist sent for him and told him he was Immanuel the Divine Poet. Immanuel consulted with a paranoiac Astrologer who had told him he was Immanuel in 1959 but Immanuel did not take him serious. On December 9, 1974 Immanuel writing a Poem called 'The Crucifixion, ' waiting on a girl at an Inglewood Park projected up to meet God in the air. Immanuel explain to hundreds of people his story about meeting God whom he calls HU and no one ever believed him. Then Halloween night eight o'clock 2014 Immanuel said, "I was mediating at 'The Church of all Faiths' had been in the meditation one and a half hours when God spoke to me he said, 'I want to talk to you but the Tathagata is here he cannot hear me only you we'll wait." Immanuel waited Tathagata to his left God to his right. "My mind was completely blown again by God whom I call HU by HIS ancient name. Five minutes later the Tathagata left and I was thinking in meditation how could I know he was there?" Then HU said, "Immanuel you are my Son, you are My only Son, the only Human Being who has ever seen ME. Even Jesus never seen Me!" Then HE left.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781515234951
  • Publisher: Createspace
  • Publisher Imprint: Createspace
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 120
  • Spine Width: 6 mm
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1515234959
  • Publisher Date: 26 Jul 2015
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 172 gr


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