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How Doth the Simple Spelling Bee

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Purchase of this book includes free trial access to www.million-books.com where you can read more than a million books for free. This is an OCR edition with typos. Excerpt from book: Chickle University, Arkansopolis, October 6, 1906. English spelling rotten to the core. Help us. Masticator B. Fellows. I responded, not without satire: ? Utterly prostrated by news. Helpless. Thomas Greenberry. And thinking that thus I was rid of him, I proceeded quietly with the index of my forthcoming volume. But Masticator B. Fellows, president and proprietor of Chickle University, had not done with me so easily. Since his street-boyhood, sixty years ago, this ardent personality ('tis thus the daily press describes him) had made his own way, and had his own way; he was his own capital, and there is no record of his ever having sunk a cent of it. Of habits strictly pure, he had never seen a card or a drop of liquor that he had touched, and he had never seen a dollar that he had not touched. He had organized every industry along his path, from paper-selling, boot-blacking, and so upward to his organized lobby at Washington, through which he had caused a heavy tariff to be put upon every commodity necessary to the American people. It was he who had advised his brother organizers to keep Religion on the free list, because, as he assured them, if we tax it, they'll do without it, while if we don't, they'll trust us for a while yet. And now, at the age of seventy-five, with uncounted millions, and ten United States Senators, and a fourth young wife all in his pocket, he proposed to hand his name to Immortality by simplifying the spelling of English all over the earth. Well, let him do it if he would only do it right. But this he must do without my assistance; there were other professors, many of them. I did not permit the circulars that now began to pour in from Chickle University to distract me from my index. Striking as these circulars were ? and I will i...


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  • ISBN-13: 9781459082991
  • Publisher: General Books
  • Publisher Imprint: General Books
  • Height: 229 mm
  • No of Pages: 48
  • Spine Width: 3 mm
  • Width: 152 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1459082990
  • Publisher Date: 06 Aug 2009
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 82 gr

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