About the Book
This book consists of articles from Wikia. Pages: 106. Chapters: Ocean Life-Forms, Penguins, Puffles, Walri, Chick, Crab, Emo Puffles, Fluffy, Grempuffle, Herbert P. Bear, Esquire, Humpin' Dog, Idiot, Jellyfish, Living Sled, MicroChip123, Mullet, Obese Puffles, Pengpuffle, Penguin, Puffle, Puffle Relatives, Puffwolves, Rotflcopters, Seaweed, Sharks, Slutzy the Crab, Snail, Vampuffles, Vampuffwolves, Walrus Wannabe, Crab, Fluffy, Jellyfish, Mullet, Seaweed, Sharks, Anybody, Aunt Arctic, Bambadee, Beta Penguins, Billyboob, Box Maker, Cadence, Cops, Dancing Penguin, DanielD, Director, Dot the Disguise Dyke, Elitist, Famous Penguins, Gary the Gadget Geek, Happy77, Heatblast227, Herbert P. Bear, Esquire, Hill Billy, Iamred, Jet Pack Gay, Juan "Rockhopper" Rodriguez, Lunatics, Me, Mimo777, Moderator, Nobody, Oagalthorp, Obese Sensei, Paedophiles, Penguin, Penguin Band, Pervson1233, Pringle64, Prody J, Robbers, Rookie, Rory, Rsnail, Runnerpoo, Screenfag, Screenhog, Sensei, Slutzy the Crab, Un-Club Penguin Wiki, Vital Viper, Watex, Xtreme Jetpack Retard, You, Emo Puffles, Grempuffle, Obese Puffles, Puffle, Puffle abandoning, Puffle Torturing, Puffwolves, Rainbow Puffles, Rotflcopters, The Weird Puffles, Vampuffles, Vampuffwolves, Yarr, ICP, Walrus, Walrus Wannabe, Walrus Wiki. Excerpt: Chicks are baby chickens. Like normal penguins, they are incredibly stupid. The low intelligence of chicks stays the same throughout their lives (except for the retarded ones, who become stupider). A chick hatches from an egg laid by a mommy penguin. Then they craw under the daddy's legs under many flaps of crotch-flab. The mommy and daddy penguin vomit into the penguin's mouth because the chick is too stupid to chew and swallow, and the parent penguins are too stupid to go and buy baby food. Chicks have lightly colored feathers that camouflage them in the snowy background of Antarctica HOLY SHIT! I TOTALLY DID NOT WRITE THE A-WORD! Er, Club Chicken, which is why they manage to survive to...
