About the Book
Source: Wikia. Pages: 37. Chapters: Abbasid Shia, Admiral Whitebeard, Alphabet, Alton Hilltopple, Aura Larellian, Avimeus, Barron Ganth, Blackguard of the Dome, Bookish, Buddy, Charilus, Civilian A, Clint Walker, Cora Bobbycotton, Coriander Highrun, Donkeys, Dread Pirate Lucy, Dwayne, Edmund Vargus, Evil Baudin, Feetus, Galia the Enlightened, Hannibal Maloch, Harricar Bulba, Haverstad River, Jackil the Jackal, Kryde, Lady Elan, Liquid Snake, Malicor, Marcus Fairlan, Maridor of Malvont, Mister Bait Snugglesworth, Mitch-il Goneus, Mr. Gucci, Mystria Avo, Neax Hiss, Philip The Drunken Master, Pirate King, Poetry, Prince Avimeus, Prince Avimeus VI, Pyotar Umarov, Rebecc-is of Goneril, Reja the Summoner, Royt Avampour, Ruska of Point North, Rystil Macavia, Sam Ash, Slaves, Sluf, Solid Snake, Talnec Franco, The Map, The Mother Brain, Theodore Franko, Thralls, Tyro, Vishnu, Xenteroth, Zaphodel, Zombie Pirate Sorcerer Lando, Zoroaster Jones. Excerpt: He is accompanied at all times by his concubine, Sora Al-Scarab, and by his personal bodyguard, the great and powerful dijinn, Majlis Al-Jinn. Admiral Whitebeard is a part-time mercenary, part-time pirate, and full-time asshole. He is not actually an admiral, Admiral just happens to be his first name. In reality, when he is a pirate, he is a midshipman because he is such an asshole that he has never gotten a promotion. He is currently an enemy of Valera Oak III and Kruglor as they have stolen the Jade Kracken which was under the protection of Whitebeard. Whitebeard is one of the best cannon shots in the world. When his left arm was blown off in battle he simply shrugged his partially mangled shoulders and invented a cannon that he attached to his then empty arm socket. Recoil from the arm cannon is not a problem for Whitebeard because he is a very large half-giant. As a DnD character Whitebeard invented his own prestige class called "Cannon Sniper." This allows him to successfully operate all types of cannon from heavy can...
