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Source: Wikia. Pages: 82. Chapters: Dead Falcon, Script and storyline of Avian Hunt, Script of The Second Galactic Civil War. Excerpt: The Dead Falcon is a Star Wars fan fiction sketch based on Monty Python's Dead Parrot, using Star Wars characters in place of the original characters. Han Solo exits the Millinium Falcon and walks up to Lando. Han: Hello, Lando, I wish to make a complaint. Lando: You've got a lot of nerve showing your face around here after what you pulled..." Han: Never mind that, I wish to make a complaint about this Falcon that you gave me fair and square after I won that bet. Lando: Oh yes, the Millinium Falcon...what's wrong with her? Han: I'll tell you what's wrong with her, the hyperdrive is dead, that's what's wrong with her. Lando: No, no, it's not dead, it's just resting. Han: Look, Lando, I know a dead Falcon when I see one, and there's one behind me right now. Lando: No, no, she's not dead, she's just resting. Remarkable ship, the Millinium Falcon, she flies like a dream. Han: Flying don't enter into it, she's got a dead hyperdrive. Lando: No, she's just resting! Han: All right then, if she's just resting then why doesn't she turn on? I'll push the comlink, shall I? (pushes a button on a small box and nothing happens). Lando: There, she made a noise! Han: No, she didn't. That was you rubbing on that piece of metal in your hand. Lando: I never! Han: Yes, you did! Lando: I never, never did anything. Han (turns around and yells at the ship)Hey, Falcon!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!(pushes button nine times, then drops the box on the ground.)Now that's what I call a dead Falcon. Lando: No, no...No, she's just...stunned. Han: STUNNED?!? Lando: Yeah, you stunned her when you pushed the button so many times, just as she was about to fire up. Falcon's stun easily, you know. Han: Um, now look here, Lando, I've definitely had enough of this. That hyperdrive is definitely deceased, and when I received it not ...


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781234762308
  • Publisher: Books LLC, Wiki Series
  • Publisher Imprint: Books LLC, Wiki Series
  • Height: 246 mm
  • No of Pages: 84
  • Spine Width: 4 mm
  • Weight: 168 gr
  • ISBN-10: 1234762307
  • Publisher Date: 29 Oct 2011
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Sub Title: Dead Falcon, Script and Storyline of Avian Hunt, Script of the Second Galactic Civil War
  • Width: 189 mm


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