About the Book
Source: Wikia. Pages: 32. Chapters: Adam, Alfred E. Neuman, Amendment To Be, Angelica Button, Angry Dad, Avery Mann, Bart Simpson, Jr., Battery, Busman, ClownFace, Colonel Klink, Dash Dingo, Dr. Zaius, Duffman, EA Mini Krusty, El Barto, Elmo, Emore, Eve, Everyman, Fallout Boy, Fatov, Gorilla the Conqueror, Hades, Happy Green Idiots, Harry Potter, Headmaster Greystash, Helen of Troy, Homer Simpson, Hosey the Bear, Itchy, Jason, Kermit, Lard Lad, Lee Carvallo, Long John Silver, Luigi, Malicious Krubb, McBain, McGarnagle, Mr. Sparkle, Myrna Bellamy, Nuclear Waste, Ozmodiar, Parasite, Phony McRing-Ring, Pikachu, Player 2, Poochie, Poseidon, R2-D2, Radioactive Man, Santa Claus, Scrat, Scratchy, Senator Mendoza, Smilin' Joe Fission, Snow White, Sonic the Hedgehog, Space Mutants, Spirit Guide, SpongeBob SquarePants, Springy, Stingy, Surly Duff, The Grumple, The Happy Little Elves, The Krusty Burglar, The Mad Hatter, The Scoutmaster, The Seven Duffs, Timmy O'Toole, Tortoise, Uranium 235 Rods, WALL.E, Wiggle Puppy, Wile E. Coyote, Worker, Zeus. Excerpt: Adam is the first man ever to exist, created by God. God also created Eve from Adam's "sexiest" rib. When a Serpent persuaded him to eat fruit from the forbidden tree, Adam persuaded Eve to eat the fruit as well. As a result, Eve was kicked out of the Garden of Eden. Adam helped sneak her back in, which led to him being kicked out as well. He was only seen in Marge's dream, portrayed by Homer. Alfred E. Neuman, the mascot of the newspaper MAD . His head is seen on the cover of MAD Magazine, and most also decorates the tip of the Mad-tower, in New Kids on the Blecch to be destroyed. The Amendment To Be sings a right-wing parody of the 70s Schoolhouse Rock educational song, I'm Just a Bill. When a boy walks by the Capitol building and notes all the garbage near the steps, the Amendment to Be corrects him and states that he isn't garbage, but the draft of an amendment to legalize police brutality toward...
