About the Book
Source: Wikia. Pages: 61. Chapters: Abraham Simpson, Alberto, Amid bin Laden, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Sr., Bruno Drundridge, Captain Horatio McCallister, Charles Montgomery Burns, Clancy Bouvier, Clancy Wiggum, Cletus Spuckler, Coach Krupt, Edward Powell, Fat Tony, Frank Grimes, George H. W. Bush, Homer Simpson, Hyman Krustofsky, Iggy Wiggum, Jonathan Frink Sr., Julius Hibbert, Kearney Zzyzwicz, King Henry VIII, Kirk Van Houten, Krusty the Clown, Larry Burns, Martin Prince Sr., Melvin Van Horne, Mr. Fisk, Mr. Gammel, Mr. Muntz, Mr. Stanky, Mr. Taylor, Mr. Zzyzwicz, Ned's father, Ned Flanders, Orville J. Simpson, Peter Griffin, Rainier Wolfcastle, Reformed Dad, Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, Robert Terwilliger Sr., Sheldon Skinner, Sherri and Terri's Father, Sideshow Bob, Sven Simpson, The Rich Texan, Uter's Dad. Excerpt: You may be looking for Abraham Simpson the First Grandpa's catchphraseAbraham "Abe" Jay-Jedediah Simpson II, also known as "Grampa Simpson," or simply as "Grampa," (born December 12, 1927) is the patriarch of the Simpson family, the father of Homer Simpson, Herbert Powell, and Abbie and the grandfather of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie Simpson.Abe is a World War II veteran who was later sent to the Springfield Retirement Castle by Homer. He is known for his long, rambling, and often inaccurate stories and general incompetence. Almost all of Grampa's biographical information is supplied by himself. Many of his stories seem to be wildly inaccurate, often physically or historically impossible, and occasionally inconsistent even with each other, suggesting that Abe is senile (Though his reaction to Bart's reaction to one of his stories implies that he is aware that he is being inconsistent). As such, all information provided is taken with a grain of salt.He is a member of the stonecutters, masons, communists as well as being president of the gay and lesbian party for some reason.Additionally, he suffers from sporadic narcoleptic att...
