About the Book
This book consists of articles from Wikia or other free sources online. Pages: 49. Chapters: Animals, Weather, Balto, Bang and the dirt appears, Bats, Bat Rabbit, Bear, Beard, Bears, Big Bad Wolf, Blondes, Bluubs, Breadfish, Brunkydunk, Bubby, Cat, CatMan, Cato the Elder, Ceremonial elephants, Charlie the Unicorn of the Sea, Cow, Crabbits, Crabs, Cricket bat, Dead Animal Rights Day, Dog, Donkey, Erq Cnaqn, F.A.R.T., Farting Butterflies, Fat Hippo, Flamingo, Flower crab, Fnurdle, Foetus, Glow-in-the-Dark Dragon, Goat, Great big yaks, Hitmonchan, House, Hunam, Icky moose, Idiot, Imaginary pet, Island, Jib Jab, Kangaroo, Killer Whales, Koopa, Lapdog, Lapin, Lonkey, Man, Meep, Meetah, Moles Invade, Monkey, Moosebricks, Muffin the Mule, Mushroom, Nerd, Ominous Crotch Stain, Orgasm, Pandas for the Ethical Treatment of Diabeetus, People, Pig, Platypus, Poisonous Birds, Pumpkin, Quigebo, Rabbit soup, Rat Babbit, Retard, Rhinoceros Jello, Rock lobster, Sheep, Slip, Snoop Dogging, Spamoo, Srgakimbo, Super Bull, Swinard Pigs, Tanzanian Devil, Teddy McCuddles, The Milch Cow, The Walrus, Tree, Turkey, Unicorn, Un hamster sur un clavier, Waffle, Whale, Whale sheep, What people are, Wonder Pup, Worms, Your house, Zombie pandas, Grass, The Happy Tree Friends, The sky is a giant blue thing above your head, Chocolate Rain, European monsoon, Red Storm, or How the Americans Stole my Butt, Snow, Steroid rain, The Flood of Swindon. Excerpt: Unlike many people think, Balto is not a movie about a dog who saved the city of Nome from AIDS, nor it was told to a little girl by her cracked grandmother while abusing their pet husky. Nor it was made by Universal Pictures and Amblimation. Nor it has two sequels. The story starts when Aslan is telling Iorek Byrnison something what the Road Rovers told that was told to them by Tintin, who in turn had been warned by Jaspion. There's no reason to think this was not the result of Aristoteles's cracked mind... Note: any similarities with The...