About the Book
This book consists of articles from Wikia or other free sources online. Pages: 43. Chapters: Magic, Propaganda, Cabbage, Don't Touch, Gravity, Imaginary land., Imaginary pet, Imagination dust, Inanimate faced objects, Kansas, Mental image of some food, My bit of aluminium foil, Universe in Your Head, Yello, Bee Ass D, Firaga, I Randomly Punch The Keyboard and Magic Happens, Magic!, Magic is Sissy Bullshit, Magic Winkle Juice, The Hex Factor, Ad Hominem, An ordinary bathroom, Armenian Genocide, A Brief History of Nationalist Propaganda, Bcbkye, Believe it or not, Bread danger, Chuck Norris, Communism will take over the world!, Hey Mr. Taliban, please hand over Bin Laden, Illogicopedian Times, Jello! Magazine, Ku Klux Klan, Mac Users, Microsoft, Nationalist Propaganda, Nazi windows, Quick, RationalWiki is crap, Surveillance, Swastika, Teletubbies, The Three Bishes, This article, Water, Yoda. Excerpt: A CABBAGE is a mythological creature that doesn't exist, or at least not whenever I'm looking for it. How am I supposed to describe it? I've never even seen one of the damn things! But I imagine it is round, or maybe square. Like a...cucumber? Except with more fur, and fang. A fang. No? Not a fang. Fang(s). Teeth, like, they are sharp. They probably hurt. But then, I wouldn't know. I WASTED all that time looking for one but all I found was this lousy fish. This one. In my suitcase. Next to the hammer. The red one that was NOT STOLEN FROM THE INSPECTOR because his is not red, not red, not red. Certainly not in any of the places I looked! So, I don't know. Cans, possibly. I didn't look in any cans. I don't like them. I'm allergic. Or, that could be plums. Cans and plums, I don't know, they taste the same to me. Of course, I seldom eat them. On and running. Blowing. Not enough to attack me. Although I did get a mosquito bite that looked sort of like a cabbage might have done it. But nope, it was just a mosquito. It looked like a cabbage though, but like a flying one....
