About the Book
Source: Wikia. Pages: 47. Chapters: 032 Mendicant Bias, 2401 Penitent Tangent, Ae Pi Dood, Aki, Antonio Silva, Avery Junior Johnson, Catherine Halsey, Chips Dubbo, Civilian, Cortana, Dadab, Ellen Anders, Ellen Dowski, Emile-A239, FitzGibbon, Franklin Mendez, Gravemind, Igido Nosa Hurru, Jacob Jiles, Jacob Keyes, James Ackerson, James Cutter, Jilan al-Cyngi, John forge, Kelly-087, Lighter Than Some, Lord Hood, Marty O'Donnell, Master Chief, Master Gunnery Sergeant, Melissa McKay, Miranda Keyes, N'tho 'Sraom, Needler Sentinel, Noble Six, Pocket Pistol, Prophet of Disdain, Prophet of Mercy, Prophet of Objection, Prophet of Pity, Prophet of Regret, Prophet of Restraint, Prophet of Truth, Prophetess of Obligation, Ripa 'Moramee, Rtas 'Vadum, San 'Shyuum, Sentinel, Sentinel Enforcer, Sesa 'Refumee, Superintendent, Tartarus, The Thirsty Grunt, Thel 'Vadam, Usze 'Taham, Xytan 'Jar Wattinree, Yayap, Zuka 'Zamamee. Excerpt: The story of Mendicant Biased takes place back in the day in the time of before Halo stuff. In that time, the Assholes that started all this crap were at war with the Gravemind and his AIDS army over who will control the universe. I have no idea of the year, but, somewhere between 1,000,000 B.H.(Before Halo) and now, 2011, those Forerunners were getting their asses whipped. Gravemind was just too awesome to fight and the Flood gained the lead. To stop these mother frackerz, the Forerunners created a new lightbulb, Mendicant Bias. His job was to hunt down and kill Gravemind and he will receive a thousand dollars for a reward. He couldn't say no to that due to his unmatched laziness. Mendicant Bias found Gravemind somehow and challenged him to a duel after he slapped him. But Gravemind wanted to have a conversation since no one wants to talk to him. Mendicant decided to play along till Gravemind slipped up. Instead, Gravemind brainwashed Mendicant by claiming the Forerunners were a race of suicidal assholes that supported the designated driver program. M...
