About the Book
Source: Wikia. Pages: 61. Chapters: Barnacle Boy, Barney, Betsy Krabs, Bikini Bottom Police Department, Blue SquarePants, Bubble Buddy, Captain Magma, Dennis, Dolphin Warrior, Dr. Gill Gilliam, Elastic Waistband, Eugene H. Krabs, Frank The Guard, Fry Boy, Gary the Snail, Gordon, Grandpa Redbeard, Harold Reginald, Horace A. Whopper, Jack Kahuna Laguna, James B. Wilson, Janitor, Jelly Spotters, Jim, Karen Plankton, King Neptune, Larry the Lobster, Lord Royal Highness, Marcie O'Malley, Margie Star, Mermaid Man, Mini Squid, Miss Appear, Miss Shell, Monroe Rechid, Monsters from the Party, Mr. Krabs' Western Ancestor, Mrs. SquarePants, Mrs. Tentacles, Nancy O'Malley, Nancy Suzy Fish, Nosferatu, Patar, Patchy the Pirate, Patrick Star, Pi-Right Ponderer, Princess Mindy, Queen Amphitrite, Quickster, Raarg, Sam Star, Sandy Cheeks, Scooter, Sherm Squarepants, SpongeBob's Grandma, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeGar, SpongeTron, SpongeTrons X, Y, and Z, Squidward Tentacles, Squilvia, Squog, The Mild Ones, Todd Squarepants, Tom Smith, What Zit Tooya. Excerpt: Kyle (Tim) "Barnacle Boy" Barnacle Cook has been the sidekick of Mermaid Man. He is voiced by Emmy Award-winning comedian and actor, Tim Conway. He, along with Mermaid Man, are superheroes. He is a parody of both Aqualad and Robin. Barnacle Boy was said to be 68 years old in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V." Kyle "Barnacle Boy" was born in the local Bikini Bottom Hospital. Barnacle Boy was extremely poor as a child, and his father couldn't afford to keep food on the table. He was often bullied at school, and nobody would sit next to him at lunch. Barnacle Boy is thin, bald, has large nose similar to and bigger than Squidward's, has puffy ears, a black mask and a turquoise neckerchief. He also wears dark blue rubber gloves, boots, a red T-shirt, and rubber black shorts. Being younger, he is more sane and self-aware than Mermaid Man. However, Barnacle Boy is also more cranky and rude. He often calls Mermaid Man an "old coot...
