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Up-To-Date Minstrel Jokes; A Collection of the Latest and Most Popular Jokes, Talks, Stump-Speeches, Conundrums and Monologues for Amateur Minstrels Also a Special Department of Female Minstrel Jokes

Up-To-Date Minstrel Jokes; A Collection of the Latest and Most Popular Jokes, Talks, Stump-Speeches, Conundrums and Monologues for Amateur Minstrels Also a Special Department of Female Minstrel Jokes


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This historic book may have numerous typos, missing text or index. Purchasers can download a free scanned copy of the original book (without typos) from the publisher. 1902. Not illustrated. Excerpt: ... UP-TO-DATE MINSTREL JOKES 1903 "EXPIRED." Int.--I see you forgot to wear your patent-leather shoes this evening. Tambo.--Oh, it's all off with those shoes. Int.--What's the trouble? Have you worn them out? Tambo.--No, but the patent expired. "SQUIRREL" Bones.--Do you know the best way to catch a squirrel? Int.--I do not. How would you start in, Bones? Bones.--Why, that 's easy. Just get up into a tree and talk nutty. If our church should catch fire, do you know the one thing it would be impossible to save? Int.--That's a hard one. Guess you will have to inform us. Bones.--Why, the organ, because the engine could not play on it. "NO MONEY." Tambo.--I understand you are thinking of taking this show on a tour through the mountains later on. Int.--Yes, I was considering such a trip, but have come to the conclusion that there is no money in t he mountains; nothing but passes. "VERY HIGH." Bones.--What do you consider the highest building in this locality? Int.--Well, sir, it is considered that the (local) building is the highest. Bones.--You're wrong. I should say the Public Library because it has the most stories. "THE DEW." Tambo.--Can you tell me the difference between the dew that falls on the grass and the late President McKinley? Int.--I 'm afraid I could never guess that one. You tell us the difference, Tambo. Tambo.--Well, sir, one is mist from the heavens and the other is missed from the earth. "PING PONG." Bones.--Did you ever play Ping Pong on an empty stomach? Tambo.--No, sir; I usually play on our dining, room table. By the way, can you tell me what they do with lobsters in the "fish grill"? Bones.--That depends on the kind. Most of the ones that I know always had to shell out. "A KISS." Bones.--Can you tell me the difference between a. sewing machine and...


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781231190593
  • Publisher: General Books
  • Publisher Imprint: General Books
  • Height: 246 mm
  • No of Pages: 26
  • Spine Width: 1 mm
  • Width: 189 mm
  • ISBN-10: 1231190590
  • Publisher Date: 11 Jan 2012
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Weight: 68 gr


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