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Table of Contents:
GENESIS 1 THE COUNCILLOR 2 THE SWAMI 3 THE GURU 4 BIG DIRK 5 AN OFFICER'S MESS 6 A SPURNED WHALE 7 KELP! 8 THE VICAR 9 EXORCISM 10 MA ANNA POONA 11 SEX ON THE BEACH 12 SATSANG 13 A TOTNES MONSTER? 14 THE PARISH COUNCIL 15 KNOWLEDGE 16 A MANTRA TOO FAR 17 THERE HE BLOWS! 18 TWO ADMIRALS REAR 19 A CREW LOOSE 20 SQUID! 21 LIQUID GOLD 22 THE DUKE 23 THREE MINISTERS OF STATE 24 THE LORD ABOVE 25 SLIM 26 ABDUCTION 27 TOO MANY COOKS 28 GENERAL DE SWORDER EPILOGUE AMEN

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Dimitri was born in 1951 in Birmingham, England. He has been awarded no prizes for this, and none for literature. Raised in a far off colony in darkest Africa then sent to school near Liverpool, where notably he received a cup for boxing and had his appendix removed. Eventually he was allowed through a hallowed portal somewhere in deepest Shropshire. There he discovered Tradition. University in the North of England followed. Here he learned of the joys of Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll, as did all his friends. Leaving without a degree or ambition he wallowed in a world of rock music for many years, discovered truck driving, travel, wine, food, acting and small human creation - a hobby that produced four or five approximate facsimiles. At the time of writing the old man is still alive, though aches somewhat -

Review :
This really is a very funny book, thoroughly enjoyable, quirky with great characters. Refreshingly non mainstream - Jon Levenson Pretentious Crap! - Tom Sharpe (Whiskey in hand, Tongue in cheek) Very Funny - Tony Booth Very Very Funny!!! - Fay Wertheimer Definite market for Hippie Seniors - Judi Posner


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9780992796624
  • Publisher: Kissoff De'Ath Publications (G.I.T.S Ltd)
  • Publisher Imprint: Kissoff De'Ath Publications (G.I.T.S Ltd)
  • Height: 197 mm
  • Sub Title: The Story of a Sperm Whale
  • ISBN-10: 0992796628
  • Publisher Date: 28 Feb 2014
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Spine Width: 21 mm
  • Width: 128 mm


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