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Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom


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Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: *How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy) *Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons) *ebay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on ebay" *Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues *And so much more! Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.

About the Author :
Celia Rivenbark is the bestselling author of Bless Your Heart, Tramp and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier. She is a humor columnist for McClatchy-Tribune Information Services and lives in North Carolina with her husband and daughter.

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"This is a hilarious read, perhaps best enjoyed while eating Krispy Kremes with a few girlfriends." --Publishers Weekly "She kills in the ''Kids'' and ''Southern-Style Silliness'' sections, putting the fear of Mickey into anyone planning a trip to Disney World." --Entertainment Weekly "Will give you a case of the giggles." --New York Daily News on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "Warm, witty, and wise, rather like reading dispatches from a friend who uses e-mail but still writes letters, in ink, on good paper. " --St. Petersburg Times on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "Even diehard Yankees will appreciate this wickedly funny collection " --Dallas Morning News on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "North Carolina doesn't have a post for a 'humorist laureate, ' but it should invent one and install Celia Rivenbark." --Greensboro News & Record on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "I thought I was Southern until I read Celia Rivenbark's book....What a funny, smart, and irreverent writer she is!" --Lee Smith, author of The Last Girls on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "Laugh-out-loud funny." --Cleveland Plain Dealer on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "A collection of essays by a woman working in her element...Rivenbark writes with that breezy, irreverent allure that makes so many of these belles legendary." --Blue Ridge Business Journal on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "An edgy Erma. An Erma dipped in corn-bread batter, wrapped in collard greens, and drawling that she was speeding because 'my uterus told me to.' " --The Tennessean on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "A hoot and a holler." --Boston Herald on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier "I laughed so hard reading this book, I began snorting in an unbecoming fashion." --Haven Kimmel, author of A Girl Named Zippy on Celia Rivenbark and We're Just Like You, Only Prettier


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9780312339944
  • Publisher: St Martin's Press
  • Publisher Imprint: St Martin's Press
  • Height: 213 mm
  • No of Pages: 272
  • Spine Width: 18 mm
  • Weight: 340 gr
  • ISBN-10: 0312339941
  • Publisher Date: 04 Sep 2007
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Language: English
  • Returnable: N
  • Sub Title: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom
  • Width: 140 mm


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