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Txt It Like B*ckham: 300 Txt Mssgs to N Frm D*Vid B*Ckham

Txt It Like B*ckham: 300 Txt Mssgs to N Frm D*Vid B*Ckham


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About the Book

Txt it Like B*ckham represents an astonishing coup for its authors and publishers. In April 2004 a mobile phone was found lying discarded on a bench in Madrid's Atocha railway station. When the mobile's memory was hacked into by an enterprising local journalist (using state-of-the-art yellow tooth technology), the presence in its store of sent texts of an unusually large number of messages to a Mr G. Neville on a Preston number suggested the exciting possibility that the phone was the property of former Manchester United and Real Madrid star D*vid B*ckham. Further examination of the phone's contents proved beyond doubt B*ckham's ownership of the 'missing mobile'. Here then, published for the first time, are the B*ckham Txts: a revelatory, shocking and uncensored first-hand record of a life lived in the celebrity fast lane. B*ckham's glamorous lifestyle - on the football field, in the shopping mall, in the bedroom and (just occasionally) in the tastefully-furnished halls of B*ckingham Palace - is here laid bare in its brand-name-spattered entirety. Here are explicit details of the contents of D*vid and V*ctoria's wardrobes, the insides of Romeo's nappies, the hairstyles, the product endorsements, the celebrity chums, the epic shopping trips- and the rows with Fergie that led to D*vid's departure from Manchester United.

Table of Contents:
Football; The celebrity world; Family; Love and sex; Fashion and shopping; Hairstyles; The media; Product endorsements; Dealing with foreigners; B*ckingham Palace; Weddings; Glossary

About the Author :
Darren Cakebread is the author of over 30 books and the veteran of over 100 stand-up comedy gigs.


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9780304367986
  • Publisher: Orion Publishing Co
  • Publisher Imprint: Cassell Reference
  • Height: 102 mm
  • Sub Title: 300 Txt Mssgs to N Frm D*Vid B*Ckham
  • Width: 86 mm
  • ISBN-10: 0304367982
  • Publisher Date: 29 Jul 2004
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Spine Width: 12 mm
  • Weight: 55 gr


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