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Talk to Me God, Before I Slap Somebody!

Talk to Me God, Before I Slap Somebody!


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"To know yourself is to walk in shoes on fire, until then, it's pure speculation."

How did the good Sunday school teacher find herself behind bars? She didn't always have a propensity towards violence. Yes, she's audacious and stubborn and sometimes naughty. But, MURDER? Anyone could be driven to the unimaginable.

Relatable true stories leap from the pages.

Leave ordinary at the door. Buckle up. We're going for a joy ride! When life is messy and the soul is thirsty, the unexpected happens.

This is not for the religious minded. No, if that's you, put the book down and step away.

Quirky. Fresh. Creative.



About the Author :
Reneé Budde flows in creativity. A three-time Author, Prize winning Poet, Bible Teacher, Entrepreneur, Hairapist, Interior Designer, Avid Remodeler and Melodrama Playwright and an all-around swell gal. Reneé co-habitats in Colorado with her biggest cheerleader, distinguished husband, and remodel junky, Richard.

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"You had me at the title: Talk to Me God, Before I Slap Somebody! However, I was truly sold after reading many of Renee's raw, real, revolutionary, life-altering stories, which gave me a fresh perspective on how God shows up-especially when we trust He will! Thanks to the story 'Go Ahead, Mock Me, ' I now expect God to provide me a front parking space! Whether you do or don't know God already, you will be entertained and unable to put down this witty, yet inspiring read." - Colleen McManus Lucksinger, Coach Coll Consulting, LLC, Joyful Connector!

"When you pick up this book, you're not just getting stories- you're stepping into Reneé's life. And if you know her like I do, you know every word here is real. She's funny, bold, unfiltered, and sometimes a little wild-but always, always listening for the voice of God. Talk to Me God, Before I Slap Somebody! will make you laugh, maybe cry, and definitely think. In these pages you'll meet a woman who's walked through hard battles, crazy adventures, and moments that can only be explained as miracles. Through it all, Reneé shows us that God's voice isn't distant-it's personal, practical, and present in everyday life. Reading Talk to Me God, Before I Slap Somebody! is like sitting across the table with Reneé over coffee-except you don't have to brace yourself for her telling you exactly what she thinks (in love, of course). My hope is that as you read, you'll not just hear her stories but catch the invitation to hear God's voice in your own." -Sam Tichenor, Worship Pastor of New Life Ministries Endicott, New York

"There's a moment in every person's life where we are confronted with the realization if God is real. In Renee Budde's powerful new book, Talk to Me God, Before I Slap Somebody! she brings the reader into the profound interchange of this reality. Her prose captivates every heart with sharp wit and humor and takes you on a wild ride into the miraculous. Taking you on a meandering path into God's world where real life stories come alive, you'll leave believing more and noticing more! This is for the hungry ones searching for REAL connections with God! You will laugh, cry, and ponder, never to be the same after spending time with Renee. With incredible testaments of God's love and redemption, this inspiring book will change you!" - Maria Sainz, Senior Leader Red Seal Ministries, San Diego, and author of Miracles Still Happen

"Authentic to who she is in person, Renee's flair flies off the page with grace; rambunctious humor; and well-timed, gut-punching truth. Her stories will make you laugh; some will cause you to cry, and page after page will bring you closer to the heart of God." - Evan Martin, Lead Pastor, Colorado Church

"Through a series of brief vignettes from her life's experience, the author takes us along on her journey from faith as an afterthought to faith as the core of her being. Reneé is a woman of wit and faith; both shine through these pages." - Lisa Hamilton-Fieldman


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Product Details
  • ISBN-13: 9781964251950
  • Publisher: Illumify Media
  • Publisher Imprint: Illumify Media
  • ISBN-10: 1964251958
  • Publisher Date: 16 Feb 2026


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